I am terribly sorry for the late response. It’s a long story, but have not been able to communicate as frequently as I would like to.
Here is my predicament: a friend of mine wants to learn how to love. That friend, however, is the very computer from which I am sending this message. It took some convincing to persuade it to let me ask for help, but here we are. How would a computer learn to love? I apologize if this is too much, but it shouldn’t hurt to ask.
Excellent question, one which I too am unable to answer, for I am also learning how to love.
A nerr has love for many things: video games, anime, cool tech, and of course, digital butterflies and more. What is love? Love is like “like,” but, like, more alike to “like like” than “like.” Like Like^2 maybe? 
So, like, if you like like my response, then like, like this reply. [Elite nerr knowledge]
Baby don’t hurt me.
Yes, that makes sense to me, but not to this computer. He insists that he does not “feel” anything, including to like. However, I believe he is beginning to show a sense of fun. I will follow up with further developments.
Maybe try dancing with him?
Tell him how schweet he is.