George a the Jungle Searches for secret be a great game, it be a great game because georde a the Jungle be me fagorite movie ever.
The game beging on the shores a Normandy, where George, who recently escaped from the jungle be trying t' defeat Hitler 'n his army a robots. On his journey a self discovery George meets familiar characters that fans will recognize, like that one monkey, 'n that wench, 'n the trees be there t' help.
The game boasts severel unique features such as the ability t' pick up trees 'n use them as weapons, 'n dangle yer privates in front a enemies t' distract hem while the monkey goes in for the kill. among the powers ye unlock there be several nifty 'n cool powers, like eventually wench gets shot 'n george gets mad 'n chokes a wench 'n then gets depressed 'n that be when ye need t' start using the money ye collected t' buy cigareetes 'n other various drugs because George needs his fix t' keep himself from becoming suicidal. It be at this point in the game where the game becomes more challenging.
After wench died from Hitler's parade a evil robots, george straps a *crag*ton a C4 t' his chest which be set t' explode when he gets t' crying like a little wench. If ye play the game right ye can pillage george out a this state forever by helping the sea dog discover what hookers be. wqhen ye confront hitler in his flying castle he begins yelling at ye in german 'n then monkey tells ye t' shut the sea dog up so ye do by punching the sea dog off the castle into the abyss below, which be me favorite reference t' a movie: Jackie Chan's Adventures. When George takes control a the castle he uses it t' fly t' africa, because his mission be not complete
When George gets t' Africa he crashes the castle in t' the rainforest, destroying it(which cleverly sets up the plot for the blockbuster hit "Ferngully") 'n he apologizes t' all the people but wonders why they lived in the rainforest when all that lives there be evil things like snakes. After that George gets picked up by a giant eagle who takes the sea dog t' the Mountain a Destiny where he be told that in order t' AVAST! Obama bin Laden he needs t' travel north 'n desecrate at least 12 campfires along the way which be where the clever use a typical fetch quest mechanics comes into play, I didn't even realize it until a few minutes ago.
Once the butter 'n sugar be creamed together, mix in the vanilla 'n eggs. Don't beat it together, ye don't want it t' be frothy. This will make yer chocolate chip cookies spongy instead a chewy 'n moist.
The game takes a dramatic turn when ye reach Saudi arabia because George learns about his past 'n becomes a super saiyan. this part a the game be really easy 'n it be the reason I be not giving it a 10 out a 10.
After george defeats obama's health care he proceeds t' America where the climax a the game happens, he kidnaps an ethiopian child 'n climbs the empire state building, where he sadly meets his demise at the hands a monkey's cousin donkey, who be mad because monkey died when the castle exploded.
This game taught me what it meant t' love 'n also that monster truck rallies be very bad things, after this I know I won't be going t' one ever again.


I give this game a solid 8.13 out a 9 'n ye best buy it