We have to dig deeper

Francis created the sky and the stars

then claus fell from heaven and became the lord of hell idiocy

In the beginning, there was the Void.
Then Francis said "let there be Digibutter!" And it was so.
And many Nerrs appeared from the void and filled Digibutter with their posts, and Francis looked at his creation and saw that it was good.

and the nas invaded and became the ruler of digibutter and somehow the only one with tits

Then Francis said to his server "humanity has become corrupt because of the evil Nastasia, so gather two of every user onto an ark, and you shall give birth to a new world. He then made it rain for forty days and forty nights and upon the forty first night the water drained and the land was clean, and those who survived the great locking found themselves in the new world which took the title of "Nerr 2.0"

and then when it seemed like nas was gone she was like "hey faggots" and took over again

And then chugga released the black plague of users on digibutter, and a user named banjo wet his pants

and then nas banished the demon known as banjo from digibutter with her shitposting superpowers and everyone praised nas as a hero

except it was later reaveled that it was actually ph1r3 shadoo and claus who did it and nas just likes to take credit

and then i sued ph1r3 shadoo and claus for trying to take the credit cuz i clearly was there and did it and there was the court case nas vs some idiots that would go down in history forever
nas won of course

Quick
Gather two of every user!!

then everyone laughed because nas was just mad that she wasn't involved, but rather made a very-out-of the-loop post in the topic in which his death occurred

and then i used my sick superpower moves on dim and showed him whos boss

and then M'aiq disregarded everything and started the thread over

and everyone had fun without nas

and everyone had fun without nas

and then i continued being supreme ruler of digibutter

The Crimson Shade continues to toy with his marionette strings

what the *crag* did i start

something terrible

i hope im not at the end of those marionette strings
cuz theres something of yours id like to toy with shadeston <3

his ass

I was thinking his dick but maybe that would work

I know who's wearing the strap-on pants in this relationship.

so is that a diaper that guy is wearing or some really puffy underwear

jesus speedo