Nintendo's Mii-based game "matey Collection" arrives in Japan next spring, according t' Nintendo head Satoru Iwata. Iwata showed a brief video a the game featuring his own Mii - vacationing 'n learning how t' Hula dance, playing in a rock band called "Game Boys," 'n emitting a terrifying robot sound on a roller coaster - 'n gave the game a "spring 2013" launch window for Japan.

Additionally, the once Nintendo DS game be now headed t' 3DS. Thankfully, it be just as bizarre-sounding as when we first heard about it way back when (like, in 2008.) Just look at Mr. Iwata in that image above! Madness, we say!