Hotline Miami 2 is a real thing with real dreams and real hopes and real (read: thankfully fictional) depictions of some really *crag*ed up shit. But honestly, why should you believe me? So far, I’ve only been able to produce a burbling gore fountain of words and a psychedelic, extra-scrambly teaser. Where’s the meat? Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’m just making the whole thing up. But hah, joke’s on you because Eurogamer‘s produced nearly five minutes of gameplay footage, with commentary provided by an endlessly clucking man in a chicken mask. See? I can’t be crazy if everyone around me is even crazier. Watch the full thing after the break.

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