Got on the train from Cambridgeshire 
Moved down to an East London flat 
Got a moustache and a low cut vest
Some purple leggings 
and a sailor tat 
Just one gear on my fixie bike
got a plus one here for my gig tonight 
I play synth...
We all play synth 
20-20 vision just a pair of empty frames 
Dressing like a nerd although i never got the grades
I remember when the kids at school would call me names 
Now were taking over their estates 
woah ho

(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Polaroid app on my iphone 
taking pictures on London Fields
up on the blog so everyone knows 
were having new age fun, with a vintage feel 
coolest kids at a warehouse rave 
exclusive list look theres my name 
I got in...
You couldn't get in 

never bought a pack of fags i only roll my own 
plugging in my laptop at the starbucks down the road 
say i work in media im really on the dole 
im the coolest guy you'll ever know 
woah ho


(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Loafers with no socks
Electropop meets southern hip hop
Indeterminate sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace