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Posted by MattTheSpratt Mar 12 2010 22:32 GMT
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Slim
you had to have one right before maintenance didn't you
MattTheSpratt

I didn't know about the maintenance shit. D:

Also, here's what went down tonight.

http://i44.tinypic.com/3dcwn.jpg


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Posted by Popple May 02 2011 10:37 GMT
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Maiq the Liar

Looks like Sonya Blade just got penetrated.

Fallen Shade
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Posted by MattTheSpratt Apr 11 2011 08:31 GMT
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There's not really an embargo, I just want in on the fad.

Popple
You're doing it wrong.
Nastasia
no.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Mar 25 2011 23:10 GMT
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Nastasia
whyyyy

Posted by MattTheSpratt Mar 07 2011 11:24 GMT
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Now you too can be baffled by the easy-ass puzzle that somehow sent hundreds of contestants crying home to their sarcophagii! [/announcervoice]

So yeah, nostalgic papercraft of shit-easy puzzle ahoy.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 17 2011 19:29 GMT
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Viddd
best

Posted by MattTheSpratt Feb 08 2011 00:25 GMT
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Fallen Shade
flordia lark variety
Maiq the Liar


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 27 2010 01:16 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 28 2010 00:30 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 27 2010 01:23 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 27 2010 01:09 GMT
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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 26 2010 02:40 GMT
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FrozenWinters
*crag* the french

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 25 2010 16:03 GMT
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AND BY ROBOT I MEAN "CHRISTMAS SWAG"

Slim
BLEEP BLOP BLOOP
WHIRRRRRRR BZZZZZT
Super-Claus


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 22 2010 16:51 GMT
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Nastasia
lol is this a mod or an actual update
Nastasia
oh wow

Posted by MattTheSpratt Dec 14 2010 18:35 GMT
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*obligatory Slim magnet thread*

Slim

did you %100 it and do a game+ and julius run yet?

MattTheSpratt

Yep, full clear, got the best weapons, best ending.

Almost finished New Game+, almost gotten to Menace but I've decided to spend my time grining for items and shit.

Barely even touched Julius Mode. :I


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 29 2010 14:20 GMT
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Francis
I bet they couldn't get the rights to have it in the game, so they just sped it up.
MattTheSpratt
This is also a lesson to anyone using Famitracker:
Never EVER use a Square wave for the bass unless you know what you're doing. That's what the Triangle wave is there for.

Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 08 2010 20:05 GMT
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Fallen Shade

LORD TOADMAN REPORTING IN

©na
Dim, you really have no right to be calling anyone a fag

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Oct 04 2010 12:36 GMT
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Also the return of Bytejacker.


Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 28 2010 21:16 GMT
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It's always every other day that the Government shits out another bill needing to be opposed.

Fallen Shade
Tomorrow? Holy shit how the *crag* did this slip out past everyone?
Super-Claus

THE UNITED STATES OF CHINA  AMERICA

oh well like theres any diffrence anymore.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 11 2010 00:26 GMT
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Got on the train from Cambridgeshire 
Moved down to an East London flat 
Got a moustache and a low cut vest
Some purple leggings 
and a sailor tat 
Just one gear on my fixie bike
got a plus one here for my gig tonight 
I play synth...
We all play synth 
20-20 vision just a pair of empty frames 
Dressing like a nerd although i never got the grades
I remember when the kids at school would call me names 
Now were taking over their estates 
woah ho

(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Polaroid app on my iphone 
taking pictures on London Fields
up on the blog so everyone knows 
were having new age fun, with a vintage feel 
coolest kids at a warehouse rave 
exclusive list look theres my name 
I got in...
You couldn't get in 

never bought a pack of fags i only roll my own 
plugging in my laptop at the starbucks down the road 
say i work in media im really on the dole 
im the coolest guy you'll ever know 
woah ho


(chorus)
I love my life as a dickhead 
All my friends are dickheads too 
come with me lets be dickheads 
(havent you heard?) 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool 
being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool

Loafers with no socks
Electropop meets southern hip hop
Indeterminate sexual preference
Something retro on my necklace

Fallen Shade
I bet you every hipster that sees this is going to use this video as a guide now on how to live their life in hopes of obtaining some sort of holy sacred form of ironic zen that only exists in people materialistic enough to take something simple and make it out to be overly artsy and complex when it's only as simple as everyone else that isn't a dickhead sees it
FrozenWinters
got the mp3 this is now my ringtone

Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 17 2010 20:11 GMT
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Alternate title: Fils-Aimes shitting himself upon discovering that video games can be bought used.

 

NoA president Reggie Fils-Aime says consumers want a ‘brand-new’ experience

Reggie Fils-Aime, the outspoken president of Nintendo of America, has claimed that the growing trade-in business at games retail is not in the best interests of the consumer – though he admits that the situation would be better if publishers were to receive a slice of the pre-owned profits.

“More and more retailers are experimenting with the used game model,” Fils-Aime toldVenturebeat. “We have products that consumers want to hold onto. They want to play all of the levels of a Zelda game and unlock all of the levels. A game like Personal Trainer Cooking has a long life. We believe used games aren’t in the consumer’s best interest.

 

“Describe another form of entertainment that has a vibrant used goods market. Used books have never taken off. You don’t see businesses selling used music CDs or used DVDs. Why? The consumer likes having a brand-new experience and reliving it over and over again. If you create the right type of experience, that also happens in video games.”

However, when asked if a profit sharing model for pre-owned between retail and publishers would be possible, Reggie admitted: “That could make it more palatable. But we just think it’s a bad idea.

“The one retailer that has a substantial business in this has figured out a way to handle in a way that is effective for the consumer. That’s tough for other retailers experimenting with this, in part because their employees don’t have the expertise in this market.”

MM
Oh wow.
Fallen Shade
oh HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGN

Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 15 2010 10:54 GMT
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As in "outmoded rules and cheapo plastic dice" old. I'm pretty sure it's 1.0 edition.

Almost exactly like the contents of the pic, except for the following differences:

  • All-yellow dice
  • Expert rulebook
  • Dungeon Module B2
  • Unused Player Character Record Sheets

Anyone got any sort of reference to its' value? I'm considering auctioning it off.

Fallen Shade
Put it up for auction and see how high they bid on it, I'm sure they'll bid at least half a grand for it if what you have is the real deal.
MattTheSpratt
@Loaf: No. No, no no no, no.
Big rookie mistake: just chucking it on eBay without getting a value for it first. Easy way to miss out on higher bids.

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Sep 12 2010 23:34 GMT
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Jesus, this is mad.

EDIT: Oh, and not just Lion King it would seem.


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Posted by MattTheSpratt Aug 31 2010 16:48 GMT
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WHERE IS HE GOING NOOOOOOOOOW

COME BAAAAAAACK

NOOOOOO COME BAAAAAAAa-

Linkshot

Oh dear god why is this so funny

Super-Claus
cant stop watching

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Aug 23 2010 20:19 GMT
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Nastasia
...what
MM
I remember this...

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Posted by MattTheSpratt Aug 17 2010 00:05 GMT
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UP DOWN UP DOWN POW POW POW

Viddd
best thing ever

Posted by MattTheSpratt Jul 13 2010 00:17 GMT
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This is bad. This is beyond bad, this is serious shit.

Spread the word, sign the petition, just do whatever you can.

Monocleton
Who cares
Monocleton

I think this calls for an obligatory


Posted by MattTheSpratt Jul 25 2010 23:08 GMT
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Since I was about seven I have been a fan of Toy Story as a whole. I guess it's because of how memorable each of the characters are, the whole idea behind the movies or how down-to-earth yet fantastical the story is.

The original Toy Story struck the perfect fulcrum between a childrens' movie and an engaging storyline and idea, where toys have a secret life of their own behind our backs and it still stands out as one of the best animated films even to this day.

Toy Story 2 was still a good movie, I just feel something wasn't quite right; it was less memorable than the first, some parts were a bit played up for laughs and it felt slightly "wallbanger" during the second half. I'm not doing this to discredit TS2, as there was still a great cinematic experience underneath the few flaws.

Ten years pass, without much of a furore; Pixar release hits and misses and I feel that at least half of them didn't have that Pixar charm. Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo and The Incredibles did, and were also fantastic. Oh, and Wall-E, I loved the underlying "rebirth of civilisation" theme.

Late 2009/early 2010, the entire world is shocked as the announcement of Toy Story 3 is made.  The months running up to the release date felt more and more tense the nearer toward the deadline we were; was it going to be good? How would they make a sequel to the second? Are they aware that the fanbase would gladly gnaw off their own genitals just for a work-in-progress preview?

We reach the debut and theaters are selling out as literal tonnes of Pixar-fan crowd foyers, box offices are selling tickets to multiple parties at a time. Surely panic such as thus is mere hype and rose-tinted spectacles?

Nope. No freaking way was anyone expecting such a perfect final part.

It would only make sense to have the three-quel (deeply apologise for use of that word) set itself ten years after the second. Andy is now 17 and doesn't have time to play with his toys anymore. He is also going to college in less than a week, so he has three options;

  • Store his toys in the attic
  • Send them to the trash heap
  • Donate them to a daycare center

He takes a mere second to decide, then tosses everyone inside a binbag except for Woody, as he wants to take him to college. He is about to take them up to the attic, when he offers to assist his little sister and leaves the bag in the middle of the hall. His mother assumes that it is just trash and takes it out to the curb, where the toys make a narrow escape from being crushed in a garbage truck. They think that since they were left out on the curb that Andy just doesn't care any more, so proceed to climb inside the box bound for the daycare centre where most of the movie takes place. It them turns out that it isn't all it's cracked up to be so decide to try and break out; a deceptively difficult task made no easier by the daycare toys' reluctance to let them leave so early. I'll stop typing out the synopsis to the movie here so I don't spoil anything too big.

The ending is fitting closure to the series; I won't spoil anything, but I will say that it is not only a great ending for me but a perfect send-off of one of the film industries' most influential series to date. And I couldn't have asked for more. I'll miss it, but I know they don't need to make another one, as this is more than enough, and I'm glad to have witnessed it before I inevitably die in some sort of incredible, amazing and mass-destructive explosion (at least I hope so. :3).

10 out of 10 as if you couldn't already figure it out, but does it really need a score?

MattTheSpratt
I'd also like to add that I will personally track down and assassinate anyone who is a dullard enough to want a fourth Toy Story. Not even lying.
©na
There are no themes left that they can logically cover with Toy Story.