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[Gold Prognosticus]

I'll start:

(While discussing what my mate had in his art book, and coming across a blank page) "It's a polar bear in a snowstorm on the surface of the sun. LOL. FREAKING. WUT."

...Indeed.

[Ligador]

When I was a four-year-old, I was on the cafeteria of the gym I used to swim at, and my bro and I left the table we were at to get ourselves something. And then when we're back, there's this fat woman occupying it. And I go, like, "GET OUTTA THERE FATTIE THIS TABLE IS MINE".

[Medikoopa]

When I was in elementary school, I stated (loudly) that "Lassie is a bitch." Bear in mind that I was talking about the dog (so 'bitch' meant 'female dog'). And everyone else randomly decided to stop talking RIGHT at that moment...

Oh, and, again in elementary school, a sport-team in my school had lost the funding they gained during a school fair. We somehow got on the radio with a station I don't think I heard before... I, being the youngest-looking (they probably thought I WAS the youngest), was told to sit down and talk to the radio-hosts. I told them what happened and then, out of the blue, one of the guys ask if I thought his friend was chubby. I said "Yeah. He's a little fat." Which he was...

[s-kill]

saying i luv u to everyone

[Goron Mask]

I was on a feild trip to some random science center in 6th grade in Pittsburgh, I was playing Sonic Advance 3 on the ride there and when we got there I told him "Here we are Pittsburgh Act 3" and then we were both like "wait what?" and then we lol'd.

[Twytch]

I once yelled "DONKEY KONG, YOU'RE A BASTARD!" when I got KO'D that way playing Hario on 75M.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

I called 911 in the gifted class, on the school phone, and said: "Hello? 911? They stole mah pencils."

[Plastic Mario]

I've yelled "IT SANK" in the middle of random places a few times.

If you're going for strange stuff... If I listed 1%, it'd stretch the page to be the longest page on the internet.

[Frozenwinters]

The page would break if I listed them all. D;

[Tails Doll]

I accidentally screamed "I LOVE YOU" during the most tense Perfect Dark match ever.

[Super ShadowArticuno]

Well, one time, I was explaining Rule 34 at school...

[Tails Doll]

[Medikoopa]

My brother once yelled "CORNDOG" out the car window while we were going down a highway. It was during Summer, though...

[Lord Vaati]

Suddenly yelling INSANITY at random times.

Because of that most people think I'm insane.

[Abstract]

Hm... let's see.

"Villains are cool. Heroes are just... PASTA."

"HEY. THAT'S MY ORANGE JUICE, BITCH!"

"AGHHHH, HAT, WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME?"

That's all I can think of.