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[Private Johnson]

private johnson flys down and crashes in to a building labled NINTENDO and stares at a human who seems scared
Private johnson: where is the man called "Shigeru Miyamoto"!?
???:*speaks japenese*
private johnson:time to use the translater!repeat what you said..or else!
???/translater:I AM HIM!
Private johnson:*ties Shigeru Miyamoto up and disapears*

[Luvbi]

* It fades into existance, uses debris and dust to form a prison around "Reggie" and then fades out. *

[Almaz]

*Mr I teleports to Shigeru Miyamoto's office*

Shiggy: You again?

Mr I: I'm afraid so. However, I don't plan on making you mindless. Instead, I need you to make something on the equivilent of it, but of pure light.

Shiggy: Well... you'll have to be able to show me that you can beat anyone.

Mr I: BRING IT!

*Mr I is teleported into an arena with Giga Bowser, Master Hand, Crazy Hand, King K. Rool, Nightmare, Emperor Bulbos, Meta-Knight, Marx, Andross, Aparoid Queen, Mother Brain, Dark Samus, Ridley, Ganon, Smithy, Count Bleck, the Shadow Queen, a guy with the Star Rod, and a bowl of soup*

Mr I: Can I take that back?

[Almaz]

*A few minutes later, Mr I has all of the bosses defeated. However, he has absorbed Andross, Mother Brain, Meta-Knight, Marx, the Star Rod, Smithy, and the bowl of soup*

Shiggy: Alright, you should have enough power...

Mr I: No... I shall never have enough. I shall perish in battle. I have absorbed the future, though I can only take small glimpses at it. I must make certain that the future is not cancelled.

*Mr I warps away*