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[Zelnor]

Yes, that is the actual title of a videogame whose concept popped into my head this morning.

You play as Saffie Jessica (thanks, Random Name Generator !), an 18-year old Art student living in Mune, Japan, in an alternate universe. One day during a fire sale in the lingerie department, you bump into a woman who is revealed to be Deloris C. Elisabeth, the world champion-ess in Catfights. As you steal the last model of the newly-arrived Skimpy BodySuit from under her power-pedicured hands, she gets so enraged that she kidnaps you generic bishounen boyfriend, Johnathan Obvious. And the only way to get him, your one true love, back in - GOING THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL CATFIGHT TOURNAMENT. Because in that universe, catfights are a major spectator sport. And serious business.

Luckily, that Skimpy BodySuit you just bought is not only mud-resistent but also upgradeable. So pay your registration fee, fill out your forms, and get a trainer assigned !

One lenghty tutorial later, you are at the bottom of the ladder in teh greatest catfight tournament ever. Your rank is still low - a mere "kitten", nothing in comparison to the "Cats", "Wildcats", "Panthers" or the elite and bitchy "Lionesses". But you have great potential.

Using the WiiRemote (TM) plus Nunchuck and the WiiFit Balance Board, you will wrestle over 100 scripted unique enemies and a multitude of randomized ones.

Learn over 125 motion-sensitive commands to execute skills such as the Mudkip, the Breast Buster or the SeeSaw Screw !

Swoon the audience to get extra points and bonusses !

Upgrade your Skimpy BodySuit to over 75 unique form to gain stat bonuses and customize it to suit your taste- from the less-revealing basic thing to the Mosaic-Censor Device, which leaves only the fine detail to the spectators imagination !

Unlock beaten wrestlerettes in the Multiplayer mode and let it rumble with up to four friends (MultiWii adaptor required to handle eight signals at once) !

AND BEAT THE F*CKING B*TCH WHO STOLE YOUR B*TCH !

Catfight Chronicles 1: Extreme POW !

In stores everywhere pants tighten.

For only 65.99 $

[Paper Peach]

Wow... I laughed the whole way XD How you come up with these hilarious, yet random ideas is beyond my knowledge XD

[Mantis15]

I'D BUY THAT GAME AND FAP PLAY IT EVERY DAY.

[Zelnor]

Terry Pratchett proposes that particles of raw inspiration sleet through the universe at all times, and if they're lucky they hit a receptive / resonating mind.

Some people never get any.

Some people have it even worse - They get them all.

XD

CATFIGHT CHRONICLES 2: EYESCRATCH

COMING SOON.