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[Lord Bob]

I keep having a wierd dream. Actually, it's a series of dreams. Like a television show. It's this swimming contest, and we have to get this guy and bring him back without failing the course. It's wierd, really. No one has conquered the course. But my latest episode had me fail the last part, where I went to the end, and I went underwater, but could still breathe. It happens in any dream I go underwater. I can breathe underwater. Wierd.

[Paper Luigi]

[Lord Rattata]

I can remember one. It was a normal day. I was going home when some guy gives me two drugs.
I go home and hide them in a huge secret compartment.

the next day, our house is surrounded by a bunch of men in protective suits, and they said thier sensors indicated drugs in the house. helicopters, cars, and all sorts of these men's vehicles were all around our house. eventualy the head guy comes to my room. *the last mimzy style*

and then I outsmarted him with talking, like "it was not there.... someone.."
anyway, I give him the drugs, and... I can't remember the rest.

[Lord Bob]

I'll wake up if I'm about to hit ground after falling from a height. Except for one dream, where I like, free falled down my staircase, and before I hit the ground, I restarted back at the top.

[Tails Doll]

My dreams are screwed. I was walking along the street then some guy started slapping somebody else and I feel down a pit into a spiral slide made of doors while pimps tried to slap me with dollar bills.

[Marker Magikoopa]

I had this very weird dream. Every part of it was unusual. The sky was lime green with magenta clouds. There were giant starfish that could talk, but their speech was idiotic and made everyone who listened to it feel extreme pain. The strangest thing of all though was that I had a girlfriend in it. The fact that she was a cross between a human and plant helped to lessen the strangeness of it though. She had lovely stamen...

[Celeste Dimentia]

I had a dream that transitioned so smoothly from reality to dreamworld, I thought it was real... when dreaming, I almost always think they're real. That's just how it seems to happen.

Well, I was lying in my bed in the dark, feeling wide awake (don't recall even closing my eyes), and an image of a skull appeared, pressing itself on my eyeballs... closing my eyes didn't make it disappear, it multiplied it. I ran out of my room and woke up my parents (I was quite young, this stuff was scary to me), and they lunged up, they too had skulls for faces... my older brother burst out of his room, the same way... they chased me down the hall, I closed my bedroom door (it doesn't have a lock), they came in, screaming something, sounded like gibberish... but it scared the crap out of me...

Then at some point, don't remember when, I woke up, lying in my room in the darkness.

Not the best of nights.

Lulz.

[Lord Rattata]

I had one when I was young. It has to do with christmas and raining hamburgers. wanna hear it?

[Plastic Mario]

[Marker Magikoopa]

[Piccolo the Pixl]

*Doesn't dream*

Well, I do, but only like once every two months or so.

[Miku Hatsune]

[Lord Bob]

[Yellow Magikoopa]

[Plastic Mario]

I can't post my weirdest here. It contains inappropriate material >.>

And can't really remember any other weird ones.