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[Mantis15]

Kudos to Larry for the schedual. The times when we talk is usually during the day is in the hallway and on Wednesdays during my study hall. our lunches are also at different time. But I'll work something out.

[carfilledwithfish]

Do you need to ask her out before the school year ends? If you get to be friends with her, she might be willing to give you her number, and then you could talk over the summer.

[Mantis15]

[Lord Bowser]

Okay, dude, here's what you should do:

First of all, ask her out, but before you do so, rehearse it at home so that you don't stutter like I did before. Trust me, and I know that practicing what you're going to ask her sounds stupid, but it'll make it turn out better.

Second, when you ask her, EXPECT her to reject you, say that she wants you out of her life, doesn't even want you as a friend, and she just MIGHT physically harm you, and most likely with success. If the last thing happens, be prepared to quickly jump backwards so that you don't get hit, but whatever you do, DO NOT INSULT HER OR GET HER ANGRY OR ATTEMPT TO OR EVEN FAKE A PUNCH/KICK BACK TOWARDS HER or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Heck, ALWAYS expect the worse to come out of her mouth, even if she seems like the nicest little goody-goody in Denmark. Believe me when I say that you will feel more angry than sad, but do not, and I repeat, DO NOT insult other people or insult HER afterwards. Just forget about it and move on with life since you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER get "revenge" or "win her back." After she tells you she don't like you no more, just say in a silent, calm manner, "Alright, then," and turn around, looking slightly downwards and walking in a solemn manner.

One last thing: despite how she might tell you to never get in her life again, don't act as if she doesn't exist and be a bozo. Instead, be the same person you were before, except one-bazillion times more like a gentleman, since now that she hates you and wants to kill you, she'll be noticing all of your bad qualities that you've always had more than she used to. If she needs anything that nobody will get her, just get her whatever it is, but when you give it to her, do it in a silent manner, with total eye contact when the object is being given to her, but your face shows little emotion, with not a frown nor a smile, and once she gets it, slowly go back to your original business. (Ex: Does anyone have paper? I'm all out... noone? Oh... thank you, Bowser) When she sneezes and noone says "bless you," then you say it, but say it with a medium volume that isn't loud. By doing all of theses things after she told you she never wants to see you again, she might at least let you be a friend later on.

[BAMFing ARCHER]

Good luck. I don't know much, but what I can infer is thus:

1) Work your trust, be a really nice person, especially around her. It'kk help.

That's all I know. I'm somewhat well-respected in my class, 'cause I just help whenever I can, and not seem like I'm better than everyone else.

[Twytch]

[BAMFing ARCHER]

Very good advice up there, from LB. Biggest, baddestpont...

Donot be a

Double
Cheese
Bagel

You can buy her one if you wish, but never, ever be one. I don't know from experience, but no one wants a douchebag to ask them out *shudders*

[Brak Obama]

Reminds me of this one girl I knew in my English class. She's smart, funny, pretty, waiting until marriage, the sweetest girl I've met. All of the qualities that a nice guy could ask for. At the beginning of the year I wanted to stay out of relationships, I sat near her in class, I talked to her occasionally and we were always able to make each other laugh, I did like her, but in my mind she was just another pretty face. I remember one day I was in my seat and she came up behind me and started playing with my hair, it took me by surprise and I immediately hit her in the stomach with my elbow. She just laughed a little and walked off, I always came to regret that later on. I started noticing her just looking at me and trying to get really close to me. It took me a while for me to notice she liked me but when I did, I cried because I remember what a jerk I was to her. I remember overhearing her saying to one of her friends that she loved me, which is very flattering because out of all the boys she hangs out with, including her boyfriend, she loves me the most. I also remember hearing her say the same thing to another friend of hers, her friend asked her why wouldn't she just talk to me, and she said she was afraid that I would hit her. I felt really bad for myself. I tried talking seriously to her but I was just as shy as she was, and our conversations always ended too soon. I saw her MySpace page, so I came back the next day and she said she was fine accepting me to her friends. I sent her 3 friend requests but she didn't accept any of them, I knew it wasn't because she didn't like me, because she still did. I never had another chance to talk because she was always too shy as always, and she's almost always with her friends. Even though the last day of class, we both looked at each other, and she went off to her friend's class. And that was the last time the whole school year I ever got to see her. She probably didn't read her requests, or maybe she's shy to add me. Hopefully though, I'll see her again next year. Not a day goes by that I don't think about her, and it'll probably be like that the rest of summer.

[Sam]

[Mantis15]

Ugh, I was trying to find her after gym to talk to her, but I didn't see her but I found out from my friend she walked right past me when I was looking for her.

D:

I gotta try a little bit herder than usual.