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Mister I
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Normally in Mario Kart, everyone laughs, throws stuff at each other, and has a good time. But there is a time when the laughter must stop, and that's when some courses become so ****ing evil and annoying that you lose your temper and beat your pillow mercilessly for witnessing the cheapness and not doing anything about it.
I believe that Mario Kart Wii has created some of the best tracks in Mario Kart. However, it also has some of the worst. Here are my Top 5 WORST TRACKS IN MKWII:
5. Luigi Circuit (It all comes down to who gets a Bullet Bill in the final Item Box and who's using Funky on the Flame Runner)
4. Mario Circuit (Like Luigi Circuit, but with an annoying Chain Chomp. Also the design feels really poor)
3. GCN Mario Circuit (Don't ask me why, I just hate this course with a vengence)
2. Mushroom Gorge (There can never be a bigger example of how item luck comes into play. A red shell screws you over, while a Golden Mushroom doesn't help at all. And if you get Lightning, you get at least 4th.
1. DS Yoshi Falls (...really the worst course in all of Mario Kart. It's the most dry and bland course ever, and is horrible to play on) |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:09 pm
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Mushroom Gorge is awesome, all the other ones I agree with. |
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Fat Tuper
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Yoshi
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:18 pm
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Top five worst items:
Lightning (>.>)
Pow block (>.>)
Bullet bill (>.>)
red shell (I just don't like them.)
mega mushroom (When I get one, I try to not run people over, as to not piss people off. Other people don't do that on wi-fi.) |
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Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:22 pm
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you rarely will get hit with a red shell in Mushroom Gorge anyways thanks to the mushrooms.
To add on to your list...
6. Ghost Valley 2 (VERY plain and too short. Almost anyone can take that shortcut)
7. Shy Guy Beach (the crabs are ALWAYS in your way. you move left, they move the same direction. plus the water is annoying on the stepping stone looking thing part, it gives off road stats an advantage here)
And...I love GCN Mario Circuit, Moonview Highway, and Rainbow Road D: |
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Elzilcho
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:25 pm
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What!? I think those 2 are great!
Um... I can't really think of many, but:
Shy Guy Beach
Luigi Circuit (is just plain boring)
Peach Gardens
Funky Stadium |
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Mister I
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:27 pm
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I'll agree with you on Moonview Highway and Rainbow Road. Though MH is pretty risky, once you get the groove down for getting the turbo boosts, it's really thrilling. Rainbow Road is just plain fun, no questions asked.
GCN Mario Circuit...I just didn't like it in Double Dash, and don't like it now. I guess the Chain Chomps just don't like me or something. XD
And...I like Shy Guy Beach's music. It's really cool.
The Ghost House...it's really on-and-off for me. I'll feel like playing it one day, and then not. It's down there on my least favorites, but not really. I guess the nostalgia just gets to me. XD |
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Fat Tuper
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:29 pm
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SGB was my favorite course from SC. ...…So nostalgic. |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:53 pm
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Sherbet Land N64 (no jumps, and just penguins)
Peach Beach GCN (I miss using my unstoppable pair of Baby Mario and Toadette on this stage)
N64 Mario Raceway (nothing really cool here, except maybe that sign with Mario on it) |
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Mister I
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:59 pm
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| King Harkinian wrote: | Sherbet Land N64 (no jumps, and just penguins)
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Sherbet Land has a jump! When you get to the large expanse of ice right before the cave, take a hard right at the giant rock. Really speedy compared to just sliding around on the ice. ^^
Also, HOW DARE YOU INSULT AN N64 TRACK! XD |
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s-kill
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:01 pm
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| Elzilcho wrote: | What!? I think those 2 are great!
Um... I can't really think of many, but:
Shy Guy Beach
Luigi Circuit (is just plain boring)
Peach Gardens
Funky Stadium |
Peach Gardens is my favorite... Worst stage is Moonview Highway cuz the cars. |
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Yoshi
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:10 pm
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Oh, and the worst stage ever is DS desert hills. So bland. So plain. So BORING. |
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Ph1r3 Mario
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:26 pm
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Moonview. *crag*. Highway.
I've had so much bad luck on it. Red shell = phail there because cars murder it.
*CRAG*ING CARS |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:27 pm
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| Mister I wrote: | | King Harkinian wrote: | Sherbet Land N64 (no jumps, and just penguins)
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Sherbet Land has a jump! When you get to the large expanse of ice right before the cave, take a hard right at the giant rock. Really speedy compared to just sliding around on the ice. ^^
Also, HOW DARE YOU INSULT AN N64 TRACK! XD |
Ah, my mistake. Carry on. |
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Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:29 pm
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| Glitz Yoshi wrote: | | Oh, and the worst stage ever is DS desert hills. So bland. So plain. So BORING. |
actually, its not really plain. there are obstacles (Pokeys, Fires) and near the end theres a lot of sharp turns, which can be hard depending on the kart/bike your using <.<;
also, am i the only one who loves Moonview Highway BECAUSE of the cars? For some reason, I'm good at that track and other people always bump into cars xD |
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