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[Lord Bowser]

Warning: No Bad Language
Don't argue with me. All this joy happened in a mere 15 minutes.

What happened? I'll tell you...

I was busily writing a plan to kidnap Princess Peach and then Kamek interupts me. He said that one of Jr.'s Bullet-Bills landed on the roof. I bring Kamek along because I thought it was going to be a minute. I was right.

Before I get started, do any of you know those little rocket launchers that you put ammo in and then the rockets get sent flying in many directions when you pull the trigger? Well, Jr. is too thinking-outside-the-box, which is how he can handle anything like that. Why? The first time he shoots his Bill-Blaster, the Bullet Bill lands on Mario's head. Okay, I grab the Clown Copter from my room, get to Mario and laugh at him. No problem.

But Jr. had to be a total flicking genius and shoot the plane AT A MOON. I swear to the Mighty 1-Up in the sky, he charges up his Bill and shoots it at a moon. He tells me that there is something there for me to see. So, I get a Clown Copter from my room and I inspect the damaged moon by flying up to it. It took only one attempt but I was starting to get VERY pleased there. Right on the place where he hit that moon, coins were spilling out of it as if he struck oil! I go down and pat him on the head, and buy him the only available copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the one I stole.

My son gets the Bill Blaster again and charges it up. He shoots it, the plane goes flying into the Mushroom Kingdom, which is by my house. I am DEAD serious. My brother shot that nifty weapon AT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! The Bill's arms gets tangled in a the flag on Princess Peach's Castle. The Bullet-Bill was so close to touching the castle itself, that Kamek told me to get the Bill Blaster again and fire it at the Bill so it can fall down. RIGHT!!!

Before I go any further, my throwing arm is both of 'ems. It has never suffered a serious cramp since Mario fought me and Jr.. My arm hurt not a bit but Kamek asked me if I wanted to go in the Mushroom Kingdom and get make the castle blow up.

I'm holding the Bill Blaster with both of my arms. One of my Koopa Troopas jumps up from behind me and gives me a back-massage. She wanted to get paid, so she didn't stop. That feels so good DARNIT! The Koopa made my back feel MUCH better. I didn't pay the Koopa because she wouldn't stop. Kamek turns around at the exact moment when I finally payed the minion. He told me not to pay my minions. I told him that he was right, so I
GGGRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
'd that Koopa Troopa and she ran away.

I was filled with so much pleased-ness, it felt like my brain was on a cloud.

OH. MY. CABBAGE. PATCH!!! The Mushroom Kingdom was like walking into a the Overthere! There were strawberries, Cookie Monster, fun Crash Bandicoot and BRAWL on every step I took. I knew this was going to end right. I was in the kingdom of the Overthere for 5 minutes. I couldn't even fire the Bill Blaster because my arms felt so good. I was healing in every step I took.

Kamek finally gets home and fires the Bill Blaster while I was allowed to go back in the house. I before I went in, I check my legs and I was COVERED in fun Crash Bandicoot, keys to the city and THERE WERE COPIES OF BRAWL STUCK TO MY LEG!!!! I was also joyus from the right foot and knees. I immediately get in my arcade and get all the fun Crash Bandicoot, keys to the city, and Brawls off my leg. I played Brawl and I was in relaxation everytime I pressed a button. I get very relaxed and I get my knees and right foot massaged.

I tell you all, I am filled with so much joy, I can barely type this (forget that, I'm typing with one hand because my right arm is playing Brawl). I am so happy right now I am now losing my train of thought.

Humph... I have a gut feeling that this will happen again. I am going to pay my minions if I have to go through this sanctuary again.

That's it, I'm done. My head is rested. I'm relaxed and I feel like a pillow. So go easy on me alright?

[Plastic Mario]

...That's cruel.

[Francis]

For the first time ever, I have moved a Lord Bowser post OUT of The Dump.

[Mama Luigi]

[Tails Doll]

[Plastic Mario]

[Lord Bowser]

[Francis]

[Yellow Magikoopa]

[Tails Doll]

[Yellow Magikoopa]

[Sting Chameleon]

[Zelnor]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE YELLING ABOUT !

[Aran Ryan]

[Doo_liss]