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Legendary Mashine · Jolene

(Watch this first if you dare. You may lose all brain cells. >:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcgDIUvLL6c&mode=related&search= )

*in the middle of the field, there is a white flying saucer with cat ears on it. it has crashed, and is lying open and abandoned; it has been here for a number of days, and whoever it once belonged to seems to no longer care. however, there is still one person huddled in the back corner, seemingly unconscious. upon closer inspection, it seems as though the figure is a white male in his 30's, tanned with strawberry-blonde hair that hasn't been washed in a long time. there are dark rings around his eyes, signifying that he had put on some eyeliner a number of days ago and had never washed it off before going to bed. he wears tarnished hoop earrings, a stained green wifebeater, torn cargo pants, and boots caked with mud. he's very toned, but covered in scars; currently he smells of nicotine, and is bleeding. finally he seems to stir.*

Whoa... where am I? Damn, I'm gonna need a cig before I try to figure anything else out. *feels around in pockets for a pack of cigarettes, doesn't find any; finds a bottle of pills instead* Shit, no cigs... is this a pain reliever? Ugh, shit. Ritalin. And I think there's an epi-pen in here too, but that's not gonna help me. Navi, have you seen my-- shit, she's gone too. Hope no one sees me here... *looks around* Although, maybe if they did see me here they might give me some *crag* Advil. Or... poultice, or something like that. I shouldn't have come back here. I shouldn't have even left here in the first place... but, hell. No time for a self-pity party right now...
*sees someone in the distance* HEY! Um... CAN YOU HELP ME? *flags down the person, but feels immediately dejected when they don't yell back right away*
Um... *pulls up a handful of regular grass from the ground* I wonder if I could smoke this somehow... I wonder if I even have a lighter... um...

(The someone in the distance can be anyone, if you want to join into this utterly demented RP snippet. Which will only get more demented. Except it WILL get less depressing, cuter and fluffier, so don't worry. :D)

Lord Vaati · I see what you are doing.

Spooks: SORRY BUT NO FOR I'M JUST A POE!

Tails Doll · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:32 pm

"Well, umm, I guess I'll be of a helping hand, but I'm just a run of the Mill talking mole with a slightly nerdy personality." A weird, hairless mole with nerdy goggles holding a suitcase came over. He pushed away Spooks and came about two feet closer.

Lord Vaati · I see what you are doing.

Legendary Mashine · Jolene

*scratches head and looks at the mole* Uh... okay. Um.. I have three questions if you don't mind. Okay?
One. How far away is the Castle Town?
Two. Can I get something to smoke there?
Three. Have you seen an obnoxious little cat-boy go somewhere with a fairy?
Um... I wish I could give you something, but I only have five rupees, Ritalin, and an epi-pen...

Lord Vaati · I see what you are doing.

Tails Doll · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:39 pm

"Hmm, well Castle Town is about 5000 steps away, smoke, you mean a pipe? You're too young for that, and no, I didn't see a Neko anywhere with a fairy"

Legendary Mashine · Jolene

Ugh, I think I can make it... and I guess a pipe will work, if I can't find any cigarettes... and what do you mean I'm too young for that? I'm 28 by now... well, thanks... here's a rupee... *hands Rocky a rupee and makes off for the town*

Tails Doll · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:46 pm

Legendary Mashine · Jolene

No, I'm good, I'm good. I've done this before, with worse injuries... and with stuff chasing after me... I need to quit smoking. I know I say that a lot, but I really do. Then I could, like... run again, without running out of breath and stuff... at least I stopped drinking.
Hmm... the river's that way, I think... if I follow the river, it should pass by Castle Town eventually, plus I could bathe... yuck...

Tails Doll · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:55 pm

"Well, you certaintly know this place for somebody who sure didn't come from it!" Rocky looked back at the "disk", and it probably was this being's property .

Legendary Mashine · Jolene

Well... I did come from it, actually...

Tails Doll · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:58 pm

"Then whats up with all of this stuff you have? You even smoke! Nobody does that around here, Ganon never did!"

Lord Vaati · I see what you are doing.

Ganon: I beg to differ *starts smoking a cigarette*

Legendary Mashine · Jolene

*Devon chases after Ganon, screaming "MR. HEARING AID!!!!!!!!" and nobody will ever understand why this is except for Devon.*

*now back to your regularly scheduled broadcasting.*

Well... I left for awhile. I originally intended just to travel for a bit, then come back... but then I met this girl... and I thought she was interested in me and everything, but it turns out I was just kind of a meaningless booty call for her... and I ended up raising our kid, and... it wasn't pretty. I kept trying to stay together with her for the kid's sake, but it turns out splitting up with her probably is what's best for the kid, so... now we're back, and trying to find a place to live. When this thing gets all sorted out we're having a few more people move in with us and stuff will be kind of normal again, I guess. Wish me luck?
*sits down by the riverbank, removes boots, rolls up pants, and dangles feet in the water* ... whoa... I don't remember it being this cold before... I'm too over-sensitive now, and that kinda crap. *washes shoes*