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Mandew
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:21 pm   Reply with quote

Especially if you are the one using it.

I mean, sheesh. Up until MKDD the Blue Shell used to slide on the ground and crash in people in the way, until it crashed in 4 people or found the first placer. I admit that it was weak against jumps, but come on... If you're last placer, you'd want an item to help you gain a better position, not an item that makes the first placer get 4th.
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:36 pm   Reply with quote

occaisonaly when I'm 4th-2nd, I get a blue shell and it helps me a lot :3
i admit its useless when your last. :(
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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 9:47 pm   Reply with quote

I get so pissed while I'm in first place, especially on the final lap when suddenly... BLUE SHELL!!! Ugh.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 2:24 pm   Reply with quote

[color=green

Triple green shell.

Tripple red shell.

In hell, the tripple blue shell. [/color]
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:21 pm   Reply with quote

The Blue Shell's record of annoyance oughta spark some Teen Girl Squad moment, about a boy they DON'T like!

Cheerleader: I hate the way that Kart Racer Guy keeps bragging about his wins.

So-And-So: I hate the way Cheap Gamer Guy refuses to buy Wii Point Cards!

Kart Racer Guy: I'm better than all of you, for I have 9999 VR Points!

Cheap Gamer Guy: I'm too cool to buy Wii Points.

(Arrow'd Guy dressed as Mario shoots a Blue Shell at the two boys, and the girls smile)
Narrator Strong Bad: BLUE SHELL'D!!
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CFH
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:16 pm   Reply with quote

You guys don't like Blue Shells because you are big gamers.

They are there to even to race bewteen the people that are close to the lead. In last place you can also get items that can be useful to you, such as Bullet Bills and Stars.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:01 pm   Reply with quote

They are very useless but if your in first and have a mushroom you can avoid it. Just when its about to hit you it smacks into the ground so use the shroom right when it hits to boost out of the way.^_^
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:03 pm   Reply with quote

YoshiAngemon wrote:
The Blue Shell's record of annoyance oughta spark some Teen Girl Squad moment, about a boy they DON'T like!

Cheerleader: I hate the way that Kart Racer Guy keeps bragging about his wins.

So-And-So: I hate the way Cheap Gamer Guy refuses to buy Wii Point Cards!

Kart Racer Guy: I'm better than all of you, for I have 9999 VR Points!

Cheap Gamer Guy: I'm too cool to buy Wii Points.

(Arrow'd Guy dressed as Mario shoots a Blue Shell at the two boys, and the girls smile)
Narrator Strong Bad: BLUE SHELL'D!!
EPIC RIGHT THAR BABBY
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:54 pm   Reply with quote

CFH wrote:
You guys don't like Blue Shells because you are big gamers.

They are there to even to race bewteen the people that are close to the lead. In last place you can also get items that can be useful to you, such as Bullet Bills and Stars.
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OH! Your logic is amazing! So on wi-fi, if I'm better than someone, I don't deserve to win! WOW! You're a genius! And I bet you think The blue shell got improved after Mario kart 64, too!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:04 pm   Reply with quote

Glitz Yoshi wrote:
CFH wrote:
You guys don't like Blue Shells because you are big gamers.

They are there to even to race bewteen the people that are close to the lead. In last place you can also get items that can be useful to you, such as Bullet Bills and Stars.
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OH! Your logic is amazing! So on wi-fi, if I'm better than someone, I don't deserve to win! WOW! You're a genius! And I bet you think The blue shell got improved after Mario kart 64, too!
It's after SC, not 64... DD was the first MK game where the Blue Shells are like they are now
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:31 pm   Reply with quote

King Harkinian wrote:
YoshiAngemon wrote:
The Blue Shell's record of annoyance oughta spark some Teen Girl Squad moment, about a boy they DON'T like!

Cheerleader: I hate the way that Kart Racer Guy keeps bragging about his wins.

So-And-So: I hate the way Cheap Gamer Guy refuses to buy Wii Point Cards!

Kart Racer Guy: I'm better than all of you, for I have 9999 VR Points!

Cheap Gamer Guy: I'm too cool to buy Wii Points.

(Arrow'd Guy dressed as Mario shoots a Blue Shell at the two boys, and the girls smile)
Narrator Strong Bad: BLUE SHELL'D!!
EPIC RIGHT THAR BABBY
I found my signature. Thank you both for posting this EPIC win of a quote.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:56 am   Reply with quote

Bowser II wrote:
King Harkinian wrote:
YoshiAngemon wrote:
The Blue Shell's record of annoyance oughta spark some Teen Girl Squad moment, about a boy they DON'T like!

Cheerleader: I hate the way that Kart Racer Guy keeps bragging about his wins.

So-And-So: I hate the way Cheap Gamer Guy refuses to buy Wii Point Cards!

Kart Racer Guy: I'm better than all of you, for I have 9999 VR Points!

Cheap Gamer Guy: I'm too cool to buy Wii Points.

(Arrow'd Guy dressed as Mario shoots a Blue Shell at the two boys, and the girls smile)
Narrator Strong Bad: BLUE SHELL'D!!
EPIC RIGHT THAR BABBY
I found my signature. Thank you both for posting this EPIC win of a quote.


Wow. You're welcome. This is like, the second time something of mine got sigged. The first time was on Toonzone.net, about how the only good thing on Cartoon Network is Pokemon, complete with the usual lines: "Pikachu, Use Thunderbolt!" "Pika-CHUUUU!!!!" "AAAAHHHHH!!!" *explosion* "We're blasting off again!" "Wobbuffet!" *ping*
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:43 am   Reply with quote

paperluigi wrote:
They are very useless but if your in first and have a mushroom you can avoid it. Just when its about to hit you it smacks into the ground so use the shroom right when it hits to boost out of the way.^_^
I'vee also heard that the mushroom that makes you bigger (Forget the name) also works against it, but I'm not sure. In any case, you won't get any of those items in first.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:52 am   Reply with quote

Kaysakado wrote:
paperluigi wrote:
They are very useless but if your in first and have a mushroom you can avoid it. Just when its about to hit you it smacks into the ground so use the shroom right when it hits to boost out of the way.^_^
I'vee also heard that the mushroom that makes you bigger (Forget the name) also works against it, but I'm not sure. In any case, you won't get any of those items in first.


The Mega Mushroom?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:10 pm   Reply with quote

Glitz Yoshi wrote:
CFH wrote:
You guys don't like Blue Shells because you are big gamers.

They are there to even to race bewteen the people that are close to the lead. In last place you can also get items that can be useful to you, such as Bullet Bills and Stars.
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OH! Your logic is amazing! So on wi-fi, if I'm better than someone, I don't deserve to win! WOW! You're a genius! And I bet you think The blue shell got improved after Mario kart 64, too!
Giving lesser players a chance is what makes Mario Kart Wii a lot exceptional and much different from race games like Need For Speed where a lesse rplayer has little to no chance.

It's not like you don't deserve to win flat-out, but just because someone doesn't spend their time analysing the game in-depth like we do, doesn't mean they deserve to be crowned last place every race, right? Face it, an equilibrated race is much more fun, even if it takes bigger players' chances down. Face it, a funner game is better than one where it's easy to win.

Also, I guess I found an use for Blue Shells towards the user. It usually twists things up and makes the leading racers closer to each other, making the chance of a comeback grow wider.
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