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Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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Let us discuss Joust. A game that emerged in arcades around the time of the Second Coming of Christ. Jesus stood before his people and promised them eternal peace and prosperity, but everyone was too busy basking in the glory that is Joust to care. Thus Jesus moved to Suburbia were he met Green Day and wrote a song, and then used his magical Jesus powers to make the mediocre band extremely popular amongst suicidal teens who contemplate suicide every fifteen minutes (IE sixty percent of the population) for no arbitrary reason.
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Dark Lord Eternal
Dragus
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I remember playing that game. I enjoyed it. |
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Francis
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PETA would have a fit if Joust were to be made today. All those innocent ostritches, slain for fortune. Rated M for mature.
Someone needs to make Joust: The Movie. Imagine... post apocolyptic tournament where genetically engineered man rides a genetically engineered ostrich. Death can mean a second chance, reborn from a dropped egg, until the egg is crushed underfoot of your opponent.
Oh wait, apparently someone is:
http://kotaku.com/gaming/today.s-random-news-item/joust-the-movie-for-real-293947.php |
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Dragus
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:14 am
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How does one explain the lava trolls? |
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Popple
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I remember when that movie was first announce. I swear to go I will get everyone I know to go see it if it ever comes out. *crag* hilarious. |
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