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LudwigVonKoopa
Vampire
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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Yo momma so stupid, she... SHE PUT A BANANA IN HER EAR! BAD MOMMY! BAD MOMMY!
Now, please post some Yo Momma jokes!
Mods, Lord Bowser DID do this once without getting striked.
Nor was it locked.
So mods, I just want to remind you that this should be allowed by me if lord bowser got to post in in GD once. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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I agree, YOUR MOMMY SO FAT SHE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE IN A YELLOW RAINCOAT AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THE SUN WAS FALLING! |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:47 pm
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YO MAMA'S SO SLOOPY SHE'S A GORON LOL
Your mama's so stupid, when she found out her IQ was equal to Pi, she tried to eat it.
Yeah, I suck at making original jokes. >:[ |
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Noble Swordsman
Meta Knight
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1493
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!
Your mom is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 12146
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:07 pm
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YAY LOL I was gonna post this later but lol xD btw, this won't be considered spam if only done ONCE, and we had this before, NOW it feels like the old digi, and plus, LB might post here ^~^
I have the best one.
Your mom |
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LudwigVonKoopa
Vampire
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID, SHE SAT IN A FAMICOM. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
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YOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A LOLIPOP, GIVE HER A LICK AND SHE'LL MAKE YOUR DAY.  |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 12146
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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Your momma is so fat...
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she sat on a dollar...
and it...
turned into 10 dimes
:O |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Your momma is so ugly she looked into the mirror and it broke. |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's like a vacuum: she blows, sucks, and gets laid in a closet!
Yo momma's so ugly when she looked in a mirror cockroaches came out and started singing "We Are Family."
Yo momma's so stupid she watches the Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo momma's so old, Jesus sat next to her in pre-k. |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's so ugly she makes the ONIONS cry!
Yo momma's so dumb, when she made a weather controlling device, she forgot to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius! OH!
Last edited by lovegod703 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:02 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's so stupid, she squirted ketchup on herself and ran to the hospital.
Yo momma's so stupid, she made a yo momma joke lamer than mine.
Yo momma's so fat, she went next to a cow and a farmer milked her. |
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LudwigVonKoopa
Vampire
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:24 pm
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YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE'S STUPID
OH BURRRN |
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CFH
Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
Posts: 5136
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:25 pm
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Your mom is so fat that whenever she goes out with that sweater with a big "H" on it, a helicopter tries to land on her. |
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Oh fuck.
Flar3 Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 18735
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:47 pm
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| Pokémoneinstein wrote: | Yo momma's so fat she makes the ONIONS cry!
Yo momma's so dumb, when she made a weather controlling device, she forgot to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius! OH! |
Don''t you men Ugly? instead of fat. :/
Anyways, yo momma's so fat she sat on the toilet and said, ABCDEFG Get yeer fat ass off of me.  |
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