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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Flar3 Luigi wrote: | | Pokémoneinstein wrote: | Yo momma's so fat she makes the ONIONS cry!
Yo momma's so dumb, when she made a weather controlling device, she forgot to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius! OH! |
Don''t you men Ugly? instead of fat. :/
Anyways, yo momma's so fat she sat on the toilet and said, ABCDEFG Get yeer fat ass off of me.  |
Ya, thanks. I'm so used to yo momma fat jokes, so...  thanks, again!  |
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How deliciously sexual
Emil
Vampire
Joined: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 1948
HP: 100 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:42 pm
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Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in Walmart and starved to death.
Yo momma's like a Pirate.... There she blows. |
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Eureka!
togepi_luvr
Vampire
Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 72
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:51 pm
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Yo mama's so stupid that she sold her car for gas
Yo mama's so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind. |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13497
HP: 5 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:57 pm
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Yo momma is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! |
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Alice
MILF with a gun
Burning
Joined: 14 Oct 2007
Posts: 12888
HP: 57 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Yo momma so stupid, when she saw the YMCA she said "Hey look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
-Shot- |
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RAWRRAWRRAWRwithtophatlol
Sumakima Josindu
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 2565
HP: 50 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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I FLOAT LIKE A DIGIBUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE.
I SLEPT WITH YO MAMA, NOW IT BURNS WHEN I PEE. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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You know when a pirate says "Land ho!"?
Well, he didn't spot land. He spotted yo momma. |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13497
HP: 5 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:57 am
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| TotalSpaceshipGuy3 wrote: | You know when a pirate says "Land ho!"?
Well, he didn't spot land. He spotted yo momma. |
Oh god XD |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning. |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish. |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007
Posts: 13497
HP: 5 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:41 am
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone. |
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Goomba
Vampire
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 2287
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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Yo momma's so stupid, she stared at orange juice for 5 hours because it said "concentrate". |
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CFH
Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008
Posts: 5136
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:25 am
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| Goomba wrote: | | Yo momma's so stupid, she stared at orange juice for 5 hours because it said "concentrate". |
... Man, you got me laughing out VERY loud with that one. XD |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age she died. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
Werewolf
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 7249
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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I came up with all of em.
Yo mama is so fat, she ran over a car
Yo mama is like sebos. Do it best. 5 cents a screw.
The reason yo mama is so ugly, is that god mixed up the ass and face. When she uses the toilet, she giver herself a swerliey.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got held back twice. In preschool. They had to shove her back into the womb.
Yo mama is so fat, she weighs half as much as you.
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