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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 12146
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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Your mom's so old she got to watch Passion of the Christ LIVE |
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Alice
MILF with a gun
Burning
Joined: 14 Oct 2007
Posts: 12888
HP: 57 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:18 pm
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Yo momma so poor, she got hit by a parked car.
-Shot again- |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:52 pm
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Yo mommas so poor, when you stepped on a cigarette in her house she said, "Who turned off the heat?" |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:39 pm
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Yo momma's so stupid, she spent six hours trying to find the any key.
Yo momma's so ugly, she can't even turn her computer on. |
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Lifeless Intellectual
Crappy Shifty Luigi
Dead
Joined: 12 May 2007
Posts: 2619
HP: 0 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:33 pm
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| Small Sammer Guy wrote: | YAY LOL I was gonna post this later but lol xD btw, this won't be considered spam if only done ONCE, and we had this before, NOW it feels like the old digi, and plus, LB might post here ^~^
I have the best one.
Your mom |
You are right. And he might, who knows? [Prays he comes in here and posts]
On topic: Your mom is so ugly, when she looks at someone, they blow chunks. |
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wat u say
Ph1r3 Mario
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 6727
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:38 pm
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 Yo mama's so fat Naruto doesn't believe it.
Yo mama's so fat when she got out of the swimming pool, Chinese people screamed "GODZEELA!!" |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 12146
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:47 pm
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Your mommas so fat it sank
...xD |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:59 pm
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Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. |
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Ocelot
Twytch
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Posts: 14225
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:14 am
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Yo momma's so dumb she radiates stupidity to the point where I couldn't think of an un-fail joke.
lolwut |
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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:38 pm
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit on the ground but fell off. |
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has sex with batman
s-kill
Jailed Vampire
Joined: 07 Jan 2008
Posts: 740
HP: 85 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:40 pm
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Ur moms so poor wen she put the key in the keyhole she stabbed everyone inside. |
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Eh, wot
Super Slim
Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 5041
HP: 20 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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Yo momma's so poor, she went to a football game and hijacked the quarterback.
Yo momma's so poor, she ran after a garbage truck holding her grocery list.
Yo momma's so stupid, she couldn'y put M n' M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so old and ugly, scientists believe that the big bang happened when she looked at god.
Yo momma's so fat, she tripped on a rock and the world was destroyed.
Yo momma's so fat, she reached into the sky and ate the sun in two bites.
Yo momma's so stupid, scientists asked her to tell them what was on the other side of a glass wall, she had climbed over it.
Need I go on? |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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Yo momma's so old, she owes Jesus a dollar twenty five.
Yo momma so old, she sat behind Moses in the third grade. |
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Super Mario
† Awake and Alive †
Dead
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 371
HP: 0 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:19 pm
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Yo moma's so ugly that everytime she looks at someone, they scream and light themselves on fire. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Yo mama so ugly, her warts and pimples ran for their lives!
Yo mama so fat, Jesus can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so poor, she chases after garbage trucks while holding a shopping list!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said, "I'd like the one on the roof."
Yo mama so old, she served as a waitress in the Last Supper!
Yo mama's head's so big, that yo grandma died from pushin' too hard! |
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