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[Super Slim]

Potato

Potato was like any normal potato, other than the fact that he has a name (kind of). He sat in the sack with all of the other potatoes. He looked like all of the other potatoes. But no one would know how this potato was different, no, he is a potato, but he’s different…some…how….whatever.
On with the story.

One dark and stormy night, Potato was chosen…chosen to be….

DINNER

The filthy human reached through the fridge, mumbling something about junk mail. His hands dug through the cabinets, searching for something…until his palm brushed against something rough and lumpy, it was Potato. The man gripped Potato firmly, pulling him out of the potato sack. The man continued to mumble about bills as he switched on the stove. Suddenly, he put Potato down on the counter, a bad move on his part, because his house was built on a slope. Potato began to roll off as the human looked for a knife. As the man turned, he caught a glimpse of Potato rolling off of the counter, he lunged towards Potato, trying to catch him, but he was too slow, and Potato rolled into a crack in the kitchen floor.
Potato fell down into what looked to be the basement of the human’s house, bouncing off of the floor, he flew onto a nearby pipe and began to roll across it. Once he got to the end, he rolled across a wooden plank, propelling him into the ground. The force of the impact was enough to send Potato flying through a small window, and into the back yard.
Potato continued rolling through the grass, after a couple of seconds, he rolled into a ditch by the pond. Potato lay there for hours… being a potato, so therefore not being able to save himself. As the hours passed, the rain softened the soil, and soon it caved in on Potato. Days passed by, and soon a sprout began to emerge from the earth. That sprout soon became a plant, which produced even more potatoes, and the earth had more potatoes.

FIN

[Goron Mask]

I love you, greatest story I had ever heard in a loooong time. <333333

[Spiny]

RITE NAWVALZ PLX

Seriosuly, that was epic.

[Para]

You win.

[Flint Cragley]

Epic story.

[Macha]

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

SO BEAUTIFUL ;~;

[Black Yoshi]

I love you.

[Zelnor]

I read this story, and then I looked away craying.
And I don't know why.

I like it.

[Super Slim]

Jet says: And you thought creative writing would be a waste!

[Megamaw]

So he's happy? =D

[MILF with a gun]

I've never seen a story with so much...
Emotion...
The writing is a work of art, my eyes are not worthy to have read such...
I AM NOT WORTHY.
;__;