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[Super Slim]

The Turtle Tamer

There have been many turtle tamers in the past. Many of them never made back after their first adventure. Turtle taming was a very difficult and potentially harmful occupation. But there were a few that didn’t fail… and those that did not fail were called the true Turtle Tamers. But there was one tamer in particular…one that was different…

Turtle Tamer was a tamer (if it wasn’t obvious by his name). He wasn’t all that good. He would constantly have difficulties controlling the turtles. Though he wasn’t the best tamer, he refused to quit trying.
One sunny morning, he was summoned forth by the Council of Loathing. They had given him his first mission, to fetch a mosquito larva from the cliché spooky forest. Turtle Tamer quickly marked his map, it was going to be a long journey to get to the woods.

After about three minutes of walking he got to the outskirts of the cliché forest. That was easy. But where would he find a mosquito larva… he continued on through to woods until it suddenly became dark, how cliché. As Turtle Tamer turned around a corner he was attacked by a Knob Goblin, and the- wait… Knob Goblins don’t belong here… anyway, he turned the corner to find a bar, some kind of misspelled bear.

Turtle Tamer took out a turtle and tried to get it to attack the bar, but to no avail. The turtle walked away. The bar lunged forward but missed Turtle Tamer by a centimeter. Turtle Tamer swung his sweet ninja sword at the vicious bar, and it was a critical hit! BAM! WOOSH! DOINK! The bar was defeated, and something was in its hands…it was a mosquito larva. Turtle Tamer picked up the larva and ran out of the woods, knowing that in a cliché place like this there was sure to be a ton of cliché monsters.

Soon Turtle Tamer was back home, and the mission was a success. Or was it…?



END?






Okay, it was.
And he became rich and famous, now you have your cliché ending. Happy?


FIN

[Super Slim]

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