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[Yoshi]

‘Twas once a young elf who crossed the land to find the legendary golden triumph forks. He crossed seas, and mountains. He want through cave, and dark back alleys that have mean gangsters in them. But he prevailed. Yes, it is true. This legendary boy has a long story to be told.
This is not his story.

Guss T. was a young toad child. He had his older brother Nass T. who certainly isn’t the bad guy of this story, and his parents Russ T., and Herbal T. looked over him. At toad school, he was the unpopular who really didn’t have any friends. But if one thing is true, Dir T. and Duss T. were the bullies in this story. They treated Guss T. like Dirt, when really Dir T. and Duss T. were the dirt. Get it? It’s a pun! Anyway, all puns aside, Dir, and Duss used to be Guss’s friends. It was all broken when they figured out Guss had a crush on Miss T. No, that’s not their teacher that would be weird. It’s a girl toad who’s name is Miss, okay? Dir, and Duss had a crush on her too, and after a fight, they began to treat Guss like dirt. Guss still had the crush, because he was consistent. Yay for consistency!

Guss came home one day, after another hard day of toad school. He walked by the beach., and to his house. His brother came over, and handed him a letter. “It’s some girl named Miss.” said Nass, who just walked away. Guss hurriedly tore open the letter

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I have baked a cake for you.
Dear Guss. Please come by to the beach. I wish to talk to you there.

Yours truly, Miss T.

Guss was happy. He then looked deeper, and there was a parchment that said for him to come at 6:00 for the sunset! Guss took a shower, and tried to smell good. What a nub. Either way, Guss stayed home for a little. He felt like being fashionably late. His brother then came by, and looked at Guss. “Shouldn’t you be at the beach with that girl?” Nass asked, trying to push his brother along. Guss simply looked at Nass. “You read the letter?!” Guss said questioningly, and angrily. Nass just looked away. “Yeah, I did, now go along. She might leave if you’re late.” Nass said, and pushed his brother out the door. Guss was ready anyway, so he headed off to the beach.

At the beach, however, no one was there. Maybe Miss decided to be fashionably late? Guss waited, looking at the empty sunset alone for five minutes, until he decided it was just a prank that Dir, and Duss played. Guss was going back, when he saw a distinct orange glow in this distance. Duss rushed off to see what it was.

When Guss got there, he was taken completely, and utterly taken by surprise. The orange glow was none other than what all small children fear most: Guss’s house was on fire Guss stupidly went in to grab his back pack. It had all his prized possessions, like his old gameboy, his gameboy advanced, and Most importantly his Nintendo DS. Unfortunately his wii was deep in the basement where not even the dumbest toad would dare enter in a fire. When he grabbed it, seeing it was near, he turned around to see Nass at the door. He looked at Guss and said. “I’m the one who faked that letter. I just thought that well, you aren’t worth killing.”


LOL CLIFFHANGER.