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[Lord Krump]

That Sonic game for the PS3/360 that came out recently. I was actually hoping for it to be good. Wario: Master of Disguise was a similiar let-down. What a let-down. Then there's the Bubsy series, which is a perfect example of rip-offery. ET for the Atari was bad, as well. Then there's Bomberman: Act Zero...

[Tiptron MKII]

[Lord Krump]

Buh huh huh, I generally only play games that recieve, for most reviews, a 7/10 or higher. I wouldn't say I'm the pickiest player in the world, but I do play bad games to see why they're bad, at times. Buh huh huh.

[Tiptron MKII]

Well you can't always trust game reviews now can ya?

[Lord Krump]

[Tiptron MKII]

Most of the time. But you know, it's other people's oppinions.

[Legendary Mashine]

Oh.... y'know what other game sucked? The game of the Evil Dead movie. For the Dreamcast. O__o;

The main guy has BUMPER CAR STEERING for his WALKING. o____o; You use the control stick thingamabobber to choose which direction he faces by turning him around, and you hold the d-pad thingie up to make him hop forward and down to make him hop backward. You can make him run if you hold down R or something while simultaneously doing the other two things, but... y'know... people don't have enough hands for that.

There are specific save points throughout the game... but you can only use each one of them once. If you've already used one of the like... 10... save spots, you have to continue until you unlock the next. -_-; That's right... a limited number of times you can save.

And every time a zombie pops up on your screen, it yells "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!" (like Henrietta does in the movie.) It gets irritating when you're fighting hordes of zombies and all you can hear is "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL I'LLSWALLOWYOURSOUL I'LLSWALLOWYOURSOULI'LLSWALLOWYOURSOULI'LLSWALLOWYOURSOULI'LLSWALLOWYOURI'LLSWALLOWYOURDOFMSIODMGIGNGKONGD>"

[Kirby]

Pac-Man All-Stars
Rayman Arena
Almost every 3-D Sonic game
Zelda 2: Adventure of Link
Mario is Missing
Every Mega Man game I've ever played
Rampage:Total Destuction
Spyro:Enter the Dragonfly and A Hero's Tale
Neopets:The Darkest Fairy
And 2 Batman games who's names escape me

Those are just ones I've played.

[Tiptron MKII]

[Aran Ryan]

Many of you have an idea of what the worst game of all time is. Some of you would say "Of course it's Superman 64." Others would say "It's the Atari ET." Well both groups can take refuge in the fact that there's something undeniably worse, and in doing so, makes it A RIOT to play. What am I talking about? I'm talking about Big Rigs: Over the Road racing.

Sometime in late 2003, a game was released called Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. It wasn't until 2004 that various game websites and tv shows found the game under their radar, and thus the stories about this game were spread.

This PC game has the unique distinction of being what could possibly be the single worst game to ever be released. The premise is that you're a semi truck driver, and, as the box says, "you'll be hauling loads and trying to stay one step ahead of the law, as you climb into your big rig for non-stop driving action. Race across America and deliver your load to its destination before the competition. So keep the tank full and your pedal to the metal as you rack up points and own the road." Also said in the box is the mention of "The Ultimate Traffic Stopper... a Police Roadblock."

None of this is ever in the game.

Why this is a contender for the worst game ever:
Forget about the terrible graphics or the monotonous sound. The gameplay is the real fault, as such:

1. It's supposed to be a racing game, but you're not racing anybody. Your opponent is sitting at the starting gate, but he never moves.

2. Buildings in the way? Trees blocking your path? Don't worry; in Big Rigs you can drive through everything. That includes buildings, trees, and your opponent. You also sink right under bridges and drive into the valleys they supposedly provide support for.

3. Need to scale a high mountain? In this game your rig can traverse any steep slope or any mountain ledge with no loss in speed whatsoever. Drive just as fast as you can drive on flat ground, anywhere! And if you're feeling good, you can drive off the edge of the programmed map, into blank unrendered miasma.

4. If you hold the reverse key, your truck will accelerate into infinitum. In other words, when you hold down reverse, your truck will gain speed, then gain more speed, and continue gaining speed, and the increase in speed will never stop until you let go of reverse. And when you do, you stop on a dime. Regardless of how fast you're going.

And since there is no competition, you can theoretically win every single race. And when you do, you get one of the best results screens a game has to offer this side of Engrish: "YOU'RE WINNER!"

Read these reviews... I dare you!
http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages4/919220.asp

[Tiptron MKII]

[Kirby]

[Tiptron MKII]

[Legendary Mashine]

I must play this car game now. Driving trees, and "you're winner." That's epic win.