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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
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 Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:45 pm
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I'm just wondering this, 'cause I've said a bunch of strange lines over the last few days.
mine are:
"I'm your brother, I'm supposed to be the most antagonistic person in your life." that was towards my sister.
"I can't see" repeatedly while spinning around in circles |
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Paper Peach
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 4226
HP: 14 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:59 pm
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Some guy in my class was talking about WoW and some other PC games and I said something (forgot what it was XD) He looked at me with his jaw sorta open in surprise and said, "You know what WoW is?" I returned the stare and answered, "Just because I wear a bra and shave my legs doesn't mean I don't play video games."
The other day my sisters and I were taking a walk with some of our best friends. I currently have poison ivy all over my legs. As we past a telephone pole, my friend pointed and said, "That whole thing is covered with poison oak!" I stared at it and said, "I wanna hug it!" They actually thought it was funny and proceeded to say it too. I moved the fad to my real life XD
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:18 pm
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Letsee...
My most classic line is my solution to any argument.
"Screw you, I've got a shotgun"
And then there was that one time, this kid stole my pudding spoon, and said "you must snatch the plastic spoon from my hand, young grasshopper". So I hit him in the face with a banana and dropped it on his balls while I grabbed the spoon.
Pudding tastes so delicious that way... |
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Bremmy
R. S. Buzzy
Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 4538
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:54 pm
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Playing Taboo in English Class
Person 1(Trying to make her team guess the word 'Jackpot'):When you go to Las Vegas, you hit this...
Everyone on our team: THE JACKPOT!
Me: THE HOOKER!
-Awkward Silence, followed by large amount of laughter- |
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Paper Peach
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 4226
HP: 14 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:12 pm
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| Prince Roy Koopa wrote: | Playing Taboo in English Class
Person 1(Trying to make her team guess the word 'Jackpot'):When you go to Las Vegas, you hit this...
Everyone on our team: THE JACKPOT!
Me: THE HOOKER!
-Awkward Silence, followed by large amount of laughter- |
XD That's awesome. Made me crack up. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:35 pm
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I've said so many random and intresting things in my life I lost track of them all, Sad enough I can't remember any. :< |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:06 pm
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[M]
So I was explaining to my family that in Rock Band, when you play Foreplay/Long Time on vocals, they cut of the beginning, which is the section called "Foreplay".
I proclaimed "I can't go a Long Time without a little Foreplay!" |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:24 pm
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Me and my cousin were playing Halo three. We were in a wrath.
Me: Screw this piece of crap. *gets out, and destroys the wrath with my cousin still in it*
Cousin: YOU KILLED ME. NOW I LOST MY SHOTGUN. >:C
Me: ... Screw you, I got a ghost. *runs him over after he respawns*
Cousin: YOU KILLED ME. AGAIN.
Me: Don't get in my way. *runs him over again*
Cousin: STOPPIT. >:C
Me: PEASANT STAY DOWN! *runs him over again* |
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MsDevin92
Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Posts: 47446
HP: 95 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:28 pm
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| MsDevin92 wrote: | | It's very sexy bread. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:43 pm
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"Yes sir."
"Alright sir."
"Okay sir."
"Affirmative, sir."
"If you say so, sir."
"Not at all, sir."
"I'm tired of saying sir, sir."
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:44 pm
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Lesbian Fish
The Lesbian FIsh are in the presence of Sexy Bread. VERY SEXY BREAD MIND YOU!!! |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:47 pm
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TO STONE WITH YOU!
*throws a stone at someone and gets beat up because of it* |
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Megamaw
Vampire
Joined: 31 Aug 2007
Posts: 4077
HP: 5 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:26 pm
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"IS THIS THE PART WHERE I TAKE OFF MY SEATBELT? |
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Para
Joined: 19 Jun 2007
Posts: 7631
HP: 99 MP: 6 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:08 am
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"I wasn't expecting a hair in my mouth."
>______________> |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:04 am
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Little Girl: "What animal am I?
Me: "Your a chick"
Friend: O______________o |
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