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Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
Posts: 7880
HP: 60 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:53 am
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"I left my Blood Furnace group FOR THIS?" |
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I don't have a title.
Gold Prognosticus
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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I made a topic like this once.
Me: (While discussing a blank page in my mate's artbook) It's a polar bear in a snowstorm on the surface of the sun. LOL FREAKING WUT. |
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Boomer (redundancy!)
Boomer
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 810
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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well, SSSS-BLAM:
Boy#1 - "I made a monkey out of clay. I had to bake it in the microwave."
Me - "We don't care if you have a microwavable monkey!"
Girl#1 - *cracks up*
eh, I guess you had to be there. |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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Health teacher: "STDs are also known as 'the gift that keeps on giving.'"
Me: "Sounds like one hell of a birthday present." |
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Crappiest Animator ever.
Chaos-Stev-0
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Posts: 5728
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 10
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Hmmm, I think mines would be:
(In Brawl)
Bro: HAAA!! I killed you!!
Me: Yes, and I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that medeling gyro!
Bro: But that's YOUR gyro
Me: DX |
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Luigi is the best Pokémon
LoudKid
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 2806
HP: 98 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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[Screaming at the top of my lungs in the middle of a crowded High School lunch area]: "LUIGI IS THE BEST POKEMON."
"Hallo! I am Naheer! I am learning how to English." |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:40 am
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This is what I've been saying for the past four or so days.
"I will now change my name to...Bananaman!" |
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Noble Swordsman
Meta Knight
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 1493
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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Teacher: "Class, today we will be learning about (enter some random math crap here"
*shows us how to do it"
Boy: "Why do we have to do it like this?"
Me: "Because god said so, and if you don't, you go to hell."
*is sent to office* |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
Burning
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 5620
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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*wearing my epic hat* Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Wait....I'm Dr. Jones....
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Just what I need.....more caffeine! *downs entire can of Mountain Dew* |
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Lvl. 97 Butt Whomper
Super SlimeKnight
Vampire
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 212
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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FRiend: Let's play a game.
Me: OK
Friend: I come up with a topic, and you say the best example of said topic. If I can't top it, I'll give you $5
Me: Fine
Friend: A whore
Me: Sephiroth
*Both roll on floor laughing. I got my $5* |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
Werewolf
Joined: 27 Sep 2007
Posts: 7637
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 4
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| SlimeKnight wrote: | FRiend: Let's play a game.
Me: OK
Friend: I come up with a topic, and you say the best example of said topic. If I can't top it, I'll give you $5
Me: Fine
Friend: A whore
Me: Sephiroth
*Both roll on floor laughing. I got my $5* |
Epic+1 man, epic+1 |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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"I'll stain mah haunds, with you braud..." (O' Chunks/Poison/The Boss should get this one.)
During a boring circus show: "I'm bettin' that elephant will lose balance and accidently sit on someone." |
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