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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:13 am
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Today, mushroom-flavoured ramen made me high. Coincidence?
Now, I will dramatically increase the length of the previous phrase because I can.
Plastic Mario, on this day, found himself stricken by hunger, like many other days, while browsing the bottomless bits and bytes that build the bitlands. He took a momentary break from his browsing to check his pantry, to find a single article capable of resolving his ferocious appetite; A package of instant ramen. Salivating, he hastily snatched the ramen off the shelf, and hurriedly prepared the food, checking to see the flavour before consuming it. Mushroom, one of his favorite flavours of instant ramen. He dropped the noodles into the bowl, applied a light dusting of flavouring, and poured in the boiling water. Not even waiting for the noodles to cook, he took a bite of extra-extra-extra firm ramen. And another, and another, until he found the bowl empty and his hunger subsided.
An hour later, an interesting feeling struck. Hyperactivity, uncontrollable typing... The only possibility; The previously consumed ramen had induced euphoria unto the innocent consumer. Whether this is entirely coincidental, it shall forever remain a mystery unsolved.
...That was awesome.
And I'm still kinda high.
Anyway, aside from blogging out of boredom, I found something kinda interesting yesterday.
Acme Iku, a 'reverse-engineered' vocaloid. Maid, slightly different voice from Miku and an onion in her hair. A sexy onion.
Her name could be the generic brand of explosives you see in cartoons that fights for its friunds, too.
And, something that I didn't notice until early today... She's optimized for ero 'singing'. D:
Anyways, the first result of Google images is about the only way you can see her, but there's boobs on the third row of results. :shifty:
And the only exciting thing that's happened in my real life lately is that I biked for 15 minutes to a nearby(ish) corner store, only to find out that it's possible to get heartburn from a slushie.
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