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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM Paper Luigi Vampire
Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 6855
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:25 pm
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Okay, so, just a couple days ago me, my friend Dustin, my family, and some other people were camping. It was around 12:00 midnight, we're sitting around the fire, and Dustin brings up that on this one episode of survivorman, he drinks pine needle tea. So, we decide to make some. We get a whole bunch of pineneedles and put them in a pot of water, and boil the water on the fire. When it's done boiling, Dustin moves it next to the fire. I go in the camper and get cups, pass one to everyone, and, as i'm heading back to my seat, I STEP IN THE BOILING POT OF WATER
The pain was so horribe. I was screaming, and everyone's yelling "WHAT'S WRONG WHAT'S WRONG" And i'm screaming "I STEPPED IN THE BOILING WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My parents bring me in the camper and dunk it in cold water, and i'm still going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHH!!!!!!!!" So we put on some antibiotic shit and wrap it up, but it still hurts like hell, so my parents put me in the car to bring me to the hospital. A 2 HOUR DRIVE!!!!
When we FINALLY get there, it doesn't hurt AS MUCH, but i'm still seriously in pain. So, THEN, I have to wait ANOTHER hour of TORTURE so we could get in.
So, we get to see the doctor, and they take off the bandage, and there's a HUGE FREAKIN' BLISTER ON MY FOOT. So they give my parents some crap to treat it, and we go home. It was nearly 5:00 when I got to sleep.
So, they popped the blister, and I can finally walk on it again, but I have to be on crutches while outside so dirt doesn't infect it.
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Fat Tuper lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008 Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:27 pm
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Probably when my Grandpa attacked me, but I REALLY don't want to get in to it. |
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that confounded bridge Abstract Vampire
Joined: 26 Jan 2008 Posts: 2521
HP: 82 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:30 pm
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Um... let's see... probably... being hit in the head by one of those big metal two-seated swings when I was younger. I was knocked off my feet, my head began to bleed, and, I ended up running back into the house screaming. Mom took me to the walk-in clinic to see if it was serious, but there were too many people there... gahhhh. I'm glad that I didn't pass out or anything. |
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lolz Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:36 pm
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Being hit in the crotch... :/ Seriously, that hurts.
Also, I was in the hospital this summer and the nurses sucked. They tried to stick a new a IV in my arm 8 times before they finally got a vein. There was blood dripping down all my arms. |
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Addicted to linebreaks Plastic Mario Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:42 pm
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Well, 2 contenders.
One was having my nose cauterized. It hurts like HELL (Enough to make me cry, and that's REALLY saying something), the pain lingers for days, if your nose even touches something then the pain starts up again... Ugh. Just... Horrible. The day after I gor Brawl, too.
And second, a looong time ago, when I was playing baseball. The ONE day I lose my groin cup and I was playing third base, and the pitcher just decided to throw extra hard, and the batter decided to swing extra hard...
I think you know what happened next.
I couldn't talk for an hour. .-. |
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Soviet-Mudkipz Leader Super Amigo
Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 1050
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:47 pm
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When my mum told me to take my shirt off, she threw a bucket of water on me made me turn around then with a belt wipped me 10 times. Left marks all over my back.
and when a cat scratched my arm |
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jacking off Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 12146
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:49 pm
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Hit by a car. :[ |
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BONK! Pfargtl
Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 1679
HP: 100 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:53 pm
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Baby Peach wrote: | Hit by a car. :[ |
Holy shit. D: |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Cherry Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:03 pm
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I was in a car accident back in 2001, that was very painful... |
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Nastasia
Joined: 13 May 2007 Posts: 8479
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 1
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:11 pm
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I can't decide between the time I almost broke my back or when I almost broke my thumb on the car door... |
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Master of Puppets... The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 4568
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 22
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:11 pm
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What is pain but the glorious sensation of life?
As long as you feel pain, you are alive.
As for my most painful moment...I'd rather not delve into such things. It would bore you. |
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Goomba Vampire
Joined: 21 Apr 2007 Posts: 2287
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:24 pm
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Hmm.... When I broke my collar bone. I couldn't move a muscle in my arm without intense pain. My mom drove me to the hospital, and I couldn't get out of the car. We had to have 2 ambulance guys help me out.
A collar bone is supposed to be like: __
Mine was like: ^ |
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Black Yoshi Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:29 pm
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The only time I ever ran Hurdles in Track... you can guess what happened. I still have some nice scars from my spikes trying to grate me into pieces.
Actually, the time I went to the E.R. for getting my middle left toe cut down to the bone was worse. Severed a ton of nerves and everything... that toe still has random outbursts of pain. |
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Master of Puppets... The Chaos Heart
Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 4568
HP: 100 MP: 6 Lives: 22
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:34 pm
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Fools. In time, your "pain" will heal. Physical things do not last.
You have yet to know true pain. True suffering. Eternal torture. The pain of an empty existence. A life, void of itself. When you've felt this, come and talk to me about pain. |
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Soviet-Mudkipz Leader Super Amigo
Joined: 09 Jun 2008 Posts: 1050
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:36 pm
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The Chaos Heart wrote: | Fools. In time, your "pain" will heal. Physical things do not last.
You have yet to know true pain. True suffering. Eternal torture. The pain of an empty existence. A life, void of itself. When you've felt this, come and talk to me about pain. |
Losing someone from your family. I understand. |
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