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[Spiny]

*A request letter landed infront of Wario.
It was addresed from Spiny, requesting Wario himself(He WAS technically a hero, albeit a rotton one.) step into the ring atleast once to show his quote unquote, "Manly strength"*

[Almaz]

Aww...isn't that sweet? A fan wants me ta show him WARIO'S POWER! I said I'd only wrestle with the best, and that's what I plan to do...so I'll throw down when a champ's decided.

*picks up the phone*

Caller, you're live in Wario stadium, this is the Great Wario, whoyawannasee throw down with the idiot bros?

[Aran Ryan]

Hey Wario! I'd like you to send in Bonetail to literally demolish those four idiots!

If you don't have the big, bony dragon.... I'll send him in for you. Heh heh...

[Almaz]

Heh...right on it!

Alright, it looks like it's...


Koopa Bros
Turtle soup, anyone? Enough to feed four! Might cause dizziness and stupidity.
VS

Bonetail
Ya kill somethin' once, it's gunna be pretty pissed off. Ya kill it twice...better expect a river of blood here.

We'll be takin' a while ta transport Bonetail here...keep watchin'! Or I WILL get you...I know where you live...

[Spiny]

*Then he would know Spiny pretty much traveled near aimlessly, rather than having a home.*

[Aran Ryan]

*Rests back on his bed.... screw it... he grabbed his wand, camera and a bunch of drinks and teleported over to one of the VIP rooms in Wario Stadium*

I don't give a crap if someone reserved this room already. IT'S MINE!

*Sits back and enjoys the show*

[Megamaw]

"HEY, GOONIE NEEDS ANOTHER CHANCE!" He screamt.

[Almaz]

Alright, same rules, only...er...how we gunna fit Bonetail in the ring?

Expanded the ring to the entire stadium. We're good, Bonetail's got plenty of room, if anyone touches around the audience, they get teleported outta the stadium. State-a-the-art stuff, here!

ALRIGHT! START THIS PARTY!

In one corner, it's our miricle winners, the Koopa Bros!

(Alright, you know what, individually coloring text is really annoying, so I'm just gunna move over to script format. I'm sorry, but it's just much easier on me)

Red: Soon to be REPEAT miricle winners!

Black: Yeah!

Yellow: My text color no longer burns my eyes and...OH MY GOD IT'S BACK! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

...

Waluigi: Err...where's Green?

Red: Eaten by wolves, tragedy really.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, in a broom closet inside Wario Stadium...

Green: ...where's the candy...and my kidney?

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, in the arena.

Waluigi: And in the other corner, the obvious winner, BONETAIL!

Bonetail: ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Wario: We've got a genius over there!

Red: Woah...uh...can we give it a raincheck?

Black: Yeah, man, I think I'm not insured for...er...that...

Yellow: I have a doctor's note!

Wario: Oh for the love of...FIGHT!

Bonetail: ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Waluigi: And Bonetail has lunged out of his corner and is going to body slam the Koopa Bros!

Yellow: YIPE!

Red: HIDE IN YOUR SHELLS!

FWWWOOOOOOOM!

Waluigi: And...the Koopa Bros dodged the attack by hiding in Bonetail's rib cage, DANG IT!

Black: Wait a minute...we've been EATEN! Kinda...

Red: Time to do some damage!

WHAM! BAM! KICK! PUNCH! SKIDOO! WHOOSH! NACHO!

Waluigi: Oh, talk about dirty fighting, the Koopa Bros are attacking Bonetail from the inside!

Bonetail: Arrrrrr...AROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Koopa Bros: COLD! COLD! COLD!

Waluigi: And Bonetail started charging some icy breath! The Koopa Bros are feeling the full force of his insides!

Red: GAH! I...can't...move...my...body...

Black: Talking...like...this...is...hard...and...annoying...

Yellow: Agreed.

Bonetail: ARRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Waluigi: Bonetail shot them out, they're speeding right toward the wall! I don't think that...

Green: HEY GUYS, WHAT'S CRACKALACKIN'? Also, where's my kidney?

Red: HELP!

Waluigi: And...Green appeared out of nowhere and saved his teammates from being little splatters on the wall. DAMMIT, ISN'T THAT AGAINST THE RULES?!

Wario: He was IN the stadium, so technically, no. Also, I just wanna see 'em die, no technical DQ's.

Waluigi: ...God speed.

Bonetail: ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Red: Alright, Black, do it!

Black: YEAH! NINJA BOMB DETONATION...NOW!

Bonetail: Arrr...OOOOOH?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

BOOM! SHOOM! SPAGHETTI!

Waluigi: And...Bonetail apparently epxloded into a bunch of pieces...awww...I wanted him to crush those idiots!

Wario: ARG! The...winnners...are...uh...

Bonetail: ARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Pit: The Fight is on!

Wario: GET OUTTA HERE YOU...

Waluigi: OOH! AND NOW WARIO'S GOT THAT STUPID ANGEL KID WHO TOOK MY SPOT IN BRAWL AND IS GIVING HIM THE OL' HEAD-FIRST PILEDRIVER! OH, LOOK AS HIS BLOOD SEEP THROUGH THE CRACKS OF THE GROUND AROUND HIM, THAT'S MUSCLE! YEAH, GET 'IM! Oh, and Bonetail reformed.

Red: Uh oh, looks like trouble.

Black: The man has come and he's burst our bubble.

Yellow: Yeah, yeah.

Green: Never gunna give you up, never gunna...

Red: SHADDUP!

Green: YES MR. PRESIDENT!

Red: Alright...we're gunna need some kind of a plan...

Green: ...we could ask him nicely to stop?

Red: That is the stupidest...

Black & Yellow: PLEASE SPARE US!

Red: ...idiots...

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yellow: GAH! IT BURNS!

Waluigi: Bonetail took advantage of Yellow's moment of stupidity and breathed some sort of acidic thing on him...oh well, he's badly injured and unconscious!

Wario: THE YELLOW ONE IS DOWN! JUST THREE MORE TA GO, C'MON, BONEY!

Red: Alright...let's try the spinning attack.

Black: LET'S DO IT!

Waluigi: And the Koopa Bros stacked on top of each other.

Red: LET'S FINISH HIM!

Ker-plunk.

Koopa Bros: WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Waluigi: And...they bounced off Bonetail's shin.

Bonetail: ...aroooo?

Koopa Bros: Stop...the spinning...please...

Bonetail: Aroo...

Koopa Bros: Ugh...

Waluigi: And the Koopa Bros...got dizzy and knocked themselves out...how lame.

Bonetail: ...ooooh?

Squish.

Waluigi: And Bonetail stomped them anyway.

Wario: Winner, Bonetail!

Bonetail: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Waluigi: What a shocking turn of events that the gigantic monster dragon defeated four tiny idiots!

[Aran Ryan]

Haha... they deserved it. Call me a hag, you get what you deserve!

*Gets some popcorn and eats away*

[Cherrim]

((That. Was. Epic. Goonie still should of won. I mean, he beat Ganondorf!))

[Almaz]

((He sacraficed himself for the good of the world. A true hero...and that's why his death was celebrated with FALCON PAWWNCCCHHHH!!!

Plus, Goonie winning was predictable...then Mr. L was the next predictable...and Ganondorf...I dunno, he was on the same level as the Koopa Bros, really...))


Heh...welcome back, morons! Well, we're just gettin' warmed up fer this sucker, an' such. Yer probably wonderin' what's gunna happen to the Koopa Bros, eh? Well...they're gone. Don't win two, yer out, peroid.

Anyway, our next wonderful Wario-riffic match is gunna be...


Bonetail
He's-a Bonetail, he's-a gunna ween!
VS

Chomp Bro.
He's-a stupid turtle, he's-a gunna lose! The chomp, on the other hand...

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!

[Megamaw]

"Chompy is going to win. Not sure about the hammer brother, though."

[Tails Doll]

Birdo then gave Wario a phone-call.

"Wario. I'm placing a bet. If Bonetail looses, then you'll have to give me back my ring, or else! If the Koopa wins, then you can keep my ring, and I won't beat you up. Oh, and if the Chomp wins, you'll have to give me the ring, AND Waluigi and I will beat you up."

[Spiny]

[Black Yoshi]

In a whisp of fire, Black appeared behind Wario in the announcer's booth.

"So... I assume I talk to you if I want to see someone entered in this? I have some... ahem... motivation if you want to make it the next match."

Black reached into his robes and pulled out a sack filled with Platinum pieces and jingled them about.