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[Tails Doll]

[Aran Ryan]

((Oh... I see what you meant, Tails Doll. I get it.))

*Rests back and continues to watch the show*

I bet I have to be in the ring sometime... Think back to the MUGEN days, Kamek....

[Almaz]

Wario: Just tell me what ya want, sir...


Later...

Heh...welcome, losers, to Wario Stadiums third fight ever! And it's sure to be...much more boring than the other two.

Waluigi: Alright, in the first corner, it's the gigantic skeleton of destruction, the dragon of death, give it up for BONETAIL!

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Waluigi: And in the other corner it's some minion no one remembers.

Chomp Bro: YOU HURT CHOMPY'S FEELINGS! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Chompy: Arf!

Waluigi: Should be a quick match.

Wario: Aaaaaaand...GO!

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chomp Bro: Oh NO YOU DON'T!

Ka-block!

Bonetail: AR...roo?

Waluigi: Bonetail tried to stomp on Chomp Bro, but he...actually blocked the foot with his massive arms? Wow...that's...uhhh...is it too late to change my bet?

Chomp Bro: CHOMPY, GET HIM!

Chompy: Mmmmm....yayayayyayayayayayayayya! ARF!

Bonetail: AAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Waluigi: Chompy's feasting on Bonetail's...er...bony tail! And...yep, he ripped it off...wow...

Bonetail: ARROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chomp Bro: WOAH! STOP. SPINNING! I. GET. MOTION. SICKNESS!

Waluigi: Bonetail's spinning around, making Chomp Bro and Chompy dizzy and...

Chomp Bro:...DAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Chompy: ARF!

Waluigi: He shook them off! And now they're burried inside of the arena walls!

Chomp Bro: ...ugh...gunna pull out the big guns...Chompy, my friend...GO!

Chompy: AARRRRRFFFF!!!

Bonetail: AAARRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!

Chompy: Grrr...ARF!

Bonetail: AROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chompy: Ar...f...arf!

Bonetail: ARRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chompy: Arf....arf....a...r...f....

Bonetail: AARRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chompy: Arf....a....r....f....

Waluigi: Wow...that is *sob* dedication...Chompy just keeps flinging himself forward at Bonetail, who keeps knocking Chompy away with his massive claws. But...Chompy just keeps going...no matter what...this is an inspirational moment for all Chain Chomps everywhere...

Chompy: AAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!

Bonetail: ARRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Chompy: Grrrrrrr......ARF!

Bonetail: A...ARO! ARROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chompy: Arf....arf....arf...

Waluigi: Wow...in one last burst, Chompy actually ripped through Bonetail's leg, causing it to shatter into pieces. But...

Chompy: Arrr......f.......

Wario: He's...dead.

Waluigi: What a noble sacrafice for the entertainment of millions...

Wario: ...nah, he's alive, just out!

Waluigi: YOU JERK!

Wario: That's-a my job!

Bonetail: Arrrr....ARROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chomp Bro: CHOMP WHISTLE! GO!

BEEEEEEP! ARF! ARF! ARF!

Red Chomp: ARF! ARF! ARF!

Waluigi: And Chomp Bro has summoned a huge herd of Chain Chomps! This is...such a moving battle!

Chomp Bro: And...uh...what was next?

Giant Bloody Letters: FINISH HIM!

Chomp Bro: Oh, uh, thanks! FINISH HIM!

Bonetail: AAARRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!

KA-FREEZE!

Waluigi: And Bonetail unleashed an icy breath that froze all of the Chain Chomps.

Chomp Bro: I CAN TAKE HIM! YEEEAARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Chomp Bro: This...IS FOR CHOMPY!

Bonetail: AR! OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BLAM!

Waluigi: OH! WHAT A DEVASTATING UPPERCUT BY CHOMP BRO! HE DROVE THROUGH BONETAIL'S ACIDIC BREATH AND DELIVERED A KNOCKOUT...

Bonetail: ARRROOOOO!!!

Waluigi: ...and Bonetail healed himself, never mind.

Chomp Bro: Woah...you're...good...Chompy...be...good...please...ugh...

Bonetail: ARRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chomp Bro: Kaaa...me....haaa......me......

Bonetail: Arrr....oooo?

Waluigi: WHAT IN THE--

Chomp Bro: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Bonetail: ARRRRRROOOOOOO...arooooo?

Waluigi: And...HE DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WHAT THE HELL?!

Bonetail: Aroooo....

Chomp Bro: Aaaaannnndddd...FINISH!

Bonetail: AAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Waluigi: And Chomp Bro took Bonetail's moment of confusion to deliver a painful skull bash right into Bonetail's chest, knocking out a treasure chest. And...it appears that made Bonetail be reduced to dust.

Wario: 'EY! WHADYA KNOW, THE STUPID TALL BROTHER GUY WINS! And so does the Chain Chomp.

Waluigi: Wait...that means...

Five minutes later...

Waluigi: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!

Wario: Imma gluin' this ring to your nose and tyin' you up with...er...whatsthisstuffagain?

King K. Rool: Oh, just pieces of a roller coaster encoated in Zinger honey.

Wario: ...that!

Waluigi: I CAN'T MOVE!

Wario: That's the point, moron. But, ya can still run...

Waluigi: WHAT THE

*Wario kicks Waluigi out of the stadium*

Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Black Yoshi]

I want you to set up a match with whoever you feel like facing a mob of Oozes. I really want to see this. I'm sure the crowd will get a kick out of them eating their competitors and using their essence to fight, right?

[Almaz]

Ehhh...if it catches a big enough draw...now, who can I use to draw a crowd instantly without giving any effort at all...

...*facepalms self* Alright, sure, I'll make it a promo eventually.

[Aran Ryan]

I'll make sure that Chomp Bro.'s pay gets doubled.

*Just for the heck of it and out of boredom, Super Mario managed to sneak into Wario Stadium and take a seat at one of the top rows of the stadium*

[The Last Primid]

*appears through a subspace rift.*

I am...intrigued...by these fights...

I will supply you with the next contender.

*goes back through the rift which closes, and another opens in the arena, out of which appearers the UnderChomp, staked to the arena's ground.*

*they don't seem that upset by their displacement, and they soon fall asleep.*

[Lillian]

"Wow, this is getting exiting!" she said to herself, sitting extremely close to her small TV because of the suspense of the last match. "I can't wait to see the next fight!"

[Almaz]

Heh...EXCELLENT!

Well, you heard the little...thing that...er...were you the guy I spat on when we were in the army? Eh...who cares? The next match is gunna be...


Chomp Bro.
It really shows that if you're as dumb as a brick and have a ton of minions, you can beat Bonetail!
VS

The Underchomp
It really shows that if you've got three heads and have a good battle gimmick, you can really suck!

Heh...heh...heh...I can see the millions of adoring chomp fans lining up now...

[Megamaw]

He started cheering. "GO CHOMPY!"

[The Last Primid]

He dropped through a subspace rift into an empty seat near the top of the arena.

"This should be...interesting."

[Dark Bristle]

GO CHOMPY! Such inspiration *sob*