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Gold Prognosticus
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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Made one before and I'm making one now.
"He's David Hasselhoff. He's like Chuck Norris of the sea." (Idunno lol) |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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"Hi."
"My pants are ABLAZE WITH PASSION" |
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Eh, wot
Super Slim
Vampire
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 5041
HP: 20 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:07 am
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| Pokémoneinstein wrote: | "Hi."
"My pants are ABLAZE WITH PASSION" |
"You gonna eat that baby?
I'm Starving." |
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Alice
MILF with a gun
Burning
Joined: 14 Oct 2007
Posts: 12888
HP: 57 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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"My boobs can be used as a pencil holder!"
"My ass is on fire. ...Wait, I said that rock."
"HE'S A JELLY FISH."
"It's when they bang the dumpsters all around town. ...Oh god."
"Screw you. I have an egg sandwich."
"All toasters toast --- SHIT. MY TOE."
"I hat moths."
...What? Don't look at me like I say weird things IRL. >_> |
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Soviet-Mudkipz Leader
Super Amigo
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
Posts: 1050
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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``Bloody hell´´
``Life is like a butterfly without the butter´´
``If they gave me a penny for every gay person I see, I would be richer than bill gates´´
``When I have to go, I have to go so Get out of my way please´´ |
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Wacko McGoose
Launching Star
Jailed
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 2020
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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"Swearing? BENBENBEN"
(no not rly)
"I have to potty!"
(Wakko said it, not me)
"So I herd joo liek mudkips?"
(ya rly, but only once) |
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Psst...
Die4Less
Vampire
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 3681
HP: 95 MP: 0 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:05 pm
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| Depression wrote: | I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck… |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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"So wait, butterflies have feathers, right?" (Some kid in my Bio class) |
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Pokemon Nerd
puppypaint
Joined: 28 Oct 2007
Posts: 1589
HP: 83 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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"I just like to think outside of the box. But I like to think outside of the circle, too."
I made that one! I had some fun with that at school. Good times.
"I'm gonna make my own Sonic commercial now! 3. 2. 1. *takes a bite out of Jr. Banana Split* AGH! BLAG! *choke* *cough*" -my brother
My response:
"I LOVE YOUR COMMERCIAL!!!"
"For you? Chicken banana."
"R u talkin 2 the magic muffin?"
"Regurgipotato" -what my phone thought 'regurgitate' was when I was texting my friend.
Yeah, now that I think of it, I had a part in all of those... |
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lightening
Anti-Guy
Vampire
Joined: 05 Feb 2008
Posts: 1506
HP: 95 MP: 8 Lives: 0
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..."You need to eat a vegetable"...
..."Does carrot cake count?'....
(My cousin)
~White Shy Guy |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
Vampire
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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"I AM A VAGINA! I mean... banana... D:"
I said that once and I really did mean banana. ;; |
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WHERE'S MY MASK!?
Happy Mask Salesman
Joined: 16 Aug 2008
Posts: 2757
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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"Go crappy 80's robot!"
(I was watching my two friends play SSBB and one of them chose R.O.B)
"I once stuck a key in an electrical socket...not very fun."
"Pull my finger. *Finger gets pulled* Faaaarrrttt."
(My friend at school pulled my finger, and yes, I did say 'Faaaarrrttt'. In a high pitched voice, actually.) |
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Psst...
Die4Less
Vampire
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 3681
HP: 95 MP: 0 Lives: 2
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This One Is Kinda Pointless...
| Some Random Arab TV News Station wrote: | | We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather. |
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