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[Zelnor]

The world is mad.

That is a well known fact. And since the infamous shithole dump hygienically disadvantageddifferent plane of human existance that is the Internet is like the world... ON SPEEEEEEEEED !, you can imagine what soul-tarnishing, mindshredding horrors dwell in the dark servers.

Therefore I, the Twilight Magician Zelnor, have taken it onto me to develop a course to strenghten your mind. By careful exposal to the infinitely f*cked up, you will learn to cope without snapping. Very quickly.

Now, young recruit - step forward and choose !

After you remember our courses' motto:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lots of poems rhyme
This one doesn't."

((For your comfort and convenience, some of the truly horrific examples have only been included as their own MSTs. However, you can find their original, soul-tarnishing evilness in the index.

ONCE AGAIN BE WARNED THAT THESE ARE NOT ONLY VERY BADLY WRITTEN OR JSUT CONFUSING UP TO BRAIN FAILURE BUT ARE ALL EITHER [M] OR JUST PLAIN WTF. SEEING CTHULHU IS A PUSHOVER NEXT TO THESE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Expect Ikea Erotica and a lot of Cookie Cutter Fics.

Level One - Spoon in the Ear

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/2
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2888811.html

Level Two - Underpants on Head
http://linkchecker.stacken.kth.se/mst3k/rangers.txt
http://groups.yahoo.com/adultconf?dest=%2Fgroup%2Fgirlwholived%2F

Level Three - Frothing at the Brain
http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/17702.html
http://www.nabiki.com/mst/megane67/mst/oscarfic/al67.html


Level Four - Using Five Exclamation Marks
http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lksection.php?ThisSection=26&Submission=138&Letter=C&back=CampfireTales
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307278/1/Lexaeus_Loves_Hot_Topic

Level Five - Being Able To Make Perfect Sense Of Excel Saga and Eraserhead
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/ - Winner of the 2008 MINDBUSTER Awards. Up to today, nobody knows - worst thing to ever disgrace the itnernet or best trolling of fanfics ever ? READ AT... HEY LOOK ! SOMETHING SHINY !
http://www.textfiles.com/sex/EROTICA/S/startrek.txt


The Entire Glossary can be found here:

WARNING: Zelnor, Twilgiht Corporation and any associated persons and enterprises are not liable for any damage to your own or other peoples sanity, property or health as a result of use and/or abuse of this index.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Fanfic

More will follow.





Hey, is it just me or is this room full of giant pink Kangaroos riding the unicycle and playing a tuba ?



Hehehehehehe.

[Zelnor]

Hello ? Recruits ?