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[Lord Bob]

JIMMY GOES TO THE MALL AND FIGHTS A DRUG DEALER
A story written by Lord Bob

So one day, Jimmy’s sitting at home, all bored and stuff. So he decides that he wants to go to the mall. So he gets his car keys and drives to the mall in his pretty cool car for cool people.
So there he is, wandering around the mall when a shady guy walks up to him. “Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?” He says. Then Jimmy says, “Sorry Mr. shady guy, I’m not allowed to buy drugs from strangers.” “Okay,” says the shady guy. “My name’s Shifty Steve. Now I’m no stranger. Buy some drugs now.” Jimmy thinks a moment. “You know, I’m quite ambivalent to the idea of buying drugs, Shifty Steve. In fact, drug dealing is illegal. I will have to teach you a lesson using my ultra-cool super ninja kung fu powers.” With that, Jimmy whips out his super nunchuks of doom and proceeds to beat Shifty Steve’s butt into the ground. Shifty Steve exploded and Jimmy ate nachos. The end.

I plan on releasing a caps lock version.
EDIT: SUPER SPECIAL DELUXE CAPS LOCK EDITION FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

SO ONE DAY JIMMY IS ALL ON HIS LAZY ASS ALL BORED AND STUFF WITH NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS OUT OF TOWN. “I THINK I’LL GO TO THE MALL,” JIMMY SAYS, AND GETS HIS BITCHIN’ CAR KEYS. WHEN HE GETS OUTSIDE, HE WONDERS IF HE SHOULD TAKE HIS BITCHIN’ MEATCAR OR HIS BITCHIN’ CARMOBILE. HE DECIDES TO TAKE HIS PIMPIN’ VEHICLEMOBILE.
SO WHEN JIMMY GETS TO THE MALL THIS SHADY GUY IS ALL LIKE “HEY KID WANT SOME DRUGS” AND JIMMY’S LIKE “SORRY BUT I DON’T TAKE NONE OF THAT SHIT FROM STRANGERS” SO THE SHADY GUY’S LIKE “FINE MY NAME IS SHITTY STEVE NOW BUY SOME DRUGS” THEN JIMMY SAYS “I AM AMBIVALENT TO THE IDEA OF BUYING DRUGS, SHITTY STEVEN. IN FACT, DRUG DEALING IS ILLEGAL. I WILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON USING MY ULTRA-COOL SUPER NINJA KUNG FU POWERS.” SO JIMMY PULLS OUT HIS SUPER NUNCHUKS OF DOOM AND GOES ALL CRAZY ASS BITCH ON SHITTY STEVEN WHO BLOWS UP. AND THEN JIMMY EATS NACHOS.
THE END

[Mana7]

I dont think you used your word of the week enough.. you also sound like one of my friends from school

[Plastic Mario]

That.

Was.

Amazing.

You are now my idol. Although, still needs moar Bitchin' Meatcar.

[Lord Bob]

[Mana7]

JIMMY GOES TO THE MALL AND FIGHTS A DRUG DEALER the chocobo remix
A story written by Lord Bob and the remixed by chocobo

So one afternoon, Jimmy was just chillin at home, all bored and s***. So he lights up a fatty but then gets real hungry and s***. So he pops a few cold ones ands some chips like doritos. So he runs out of S*** to eat and gets real pissed and starts beating on a little kid who was in his yard grabbing some baseball or something. Then all of sudden those ****in police show up and they all be trying to arrest him and some s***. Jimmy isnt a dumba** so he runs away. He grabs his keys and gets away in his b****in meatcar. He starts thinking hes gonna need a place to hide or something and remembers theres that one place with all the jacked up prices and s***
So there he is, wandering around the mall when some white a** ****** guy walks up to him. “Hey F******, wanna buy some drugs and s***?” He says. Then Jimmy says, “Sorry B****, I aint got the to buy drugs so im just gonna jack it”
“Hell,” says the shady guy. “They dont call me Shifty Steve Shanker for nothin. Now I’m no weakling either. Buy some drugs now fore I shank ya.” Jimmy thinks a moment. “You know, I’m quite ambivalent to the idea of buying drugs, Shifty Steve. In fact, drug dealing is illegal. I will have to teach you a lesson about selling drugs at jacked up prices using my ultra-cool poppin caps in a***es powers.” With that, Jimmy whips out his pistol and proceeds to pop cops into Shifty Steve’s a**. Shifty Steve died and Jimmy got high ate nachos. The end.

[bobzearth42]

[Lord Bob]