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[Almaz]

Sixteen short years ago, Nintendo entered the main Video Game Market with major success and great title, Donkey Kong. Since then, the juggernaut of gaming has created unforgettable villans, characters, and other such things. Mario and Bowser, Link and Ganon, Luigi and King Boo, Yoshi and Kamek, DK and K. Rool, Kirby and Dedede/Dark Matter/Nightmare, Samus and Mother Brain/Ridley/Dark Samus, Fox and Andross, Tom Nook and...uh...alright, not him, and even third party rivalries like Megaman and Dr Wiley and Sonic and Eggman.

However, there remains one villan opposed by all. The very beings of creation and destruction: Master and Crazy Hand. Fighting toward freedom to the real world, Video Game characters reach these two when all others stand alone. However, in true reality, characters are cursed into the state of an inanimate object. Master defends the creations from a deadly fate, while Crazy destroys them before they can do any harm. The two balance themselves out, Ying and Yang, Good and Evil, Peanut Butter and Jelly Jiggler.

However, if this balance goes disturbed, if one were to overpower the other...the reality of both worlds would fall appart. This is why Giga Bowser was created, as the guardian of the powers.

And thus, this seal lives to this day, and...HEY! WHAT IS *muffle*

Evil Voice: This is where it all begins.


**NINTENDOOM**

Well, go on ahead! Program your character into any video game series, or program your character into any video game character, and decide the fate of reality and virtual reality!

Every struggle is allowed here. Every character is allowed here. Anything you desire is within your grasp. The rules are completely freed.

But, the choice is yours: Is it really Nintendoom?

*Enters self inside the Donkey Kong world*

[Super Koopa]

Nar:DONKY KONG SUCKS

[M.C BallyHoo]

tingle:*wakes up dazed*Where am i?...OH CRAP A BARREL

[Super Koopa]

Nar:EEP

[Almaz]

(You don't have to go inside the Donkey Kong universe. You can pick whatever you want)

Mr I: Well, this is a nice castle.

LOCATION: Crocodile Isle

Mr I: Aw crud...I know only three castle levels.

LEVEL: Toxic Tower

Mr I: Crud

*Tries to dodge toxic sludge with a raft. The raft melts. One Mr I balloon pops*

Meanwhile...

Crazy Hand: DIE!

*Master Hand is seriously weakened*

???: Excellent...

[Super Koopa]

Nar:Who was that?

[Almaz]

Manky Kong: SHUT UP!

*Manky throws thousands of barrels at Nar*

TOXIC TOWER

Mr I: So...how is a barrel supossed to save me?

Jaydes: I dunno, but you went over your allowed limit of Game Overs.

Mr I: Oh, forget you.

*Mr I jumps inside a barrel and turns into Rattly the Snake*

Mr I: WHAT AM I SUPOSSED TO DO WITH THIS?!

(Oh, and Manky isn't ???, in case that wasn't clear)

[Super Koopa]

Nar:NO