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MattTheSpratt
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
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 Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:39 pm
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He relinquished his grip on the hammer, spun on his heel and jammed all four of his Glaives in the jewel in the centre of Chaos-Stev-0's head. |
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Chaos-Stev-0
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:52 am
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*step back, holding his headgem* AUGH! |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:33 pm
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Matt then dashed forward, yanked the blades out, and dealt a final punch, splitting the jem in two.
"...now you know why you don't make me get a Charlie Horse." he said, adding extra badass to the way he said it. |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:10 pm
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*Stev-0's eyes popped out in shock and pain, then slowly turned red*......*grabs Matt by the neck and jumps up high* Your not going to make it outta here, fool... |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:18 pm
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Matt was in trouble. His Glaives were lying on the floor out of reach, and his sledge hammer was at the other side of the arena. He couldn't breathe, and punching semmed to do nothing.
In other words...he was pretty much fu((Onoes, I said a bad word! D: )) |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:24 pm
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((ololo benbenbe*shot*)) Attempted to shove Matts face into the ground below, using his 140 pound frame to increase their falling speed* |
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MattTheSpratt
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:57 pm
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((...140 lbs? ...WHO ATE ALL THE PIES, WHO ATE ALL THE PIES, YOU FAT B((Onoes, more bad words!))TARD, YOU FAT B((Make it stop!! D: ))TARD, YOU ATE ALL THE PIES!!! *shot, so many...many times*))
Matt was doomed, and was probably going to die (or at least, lose a handful of teeth) if he didn't do something. He then got an idea, but cursed himself for having to sink to that level.
Suddenly, he sunk his teeth into Chaos-Stev-0's arm, and started biting through it to make him lose his grip on Matt's windpipe. |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:33 pm
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((I'm not fat, I'm just tall)) *Stev-0 flinched in pain, then tried to remove his leech from his arm, but can't get him off* |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:46 pm
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Matt continued to gnaw through Stev-0's arm, not caring whether or not he was poisonous because he just needed air. By this time, he had consumed most of his arm, leaving just a few thin strands connecting his hand to his body. |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:56 pm
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GRAH!! *tries to force his head into Matt, but misses* |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:21 pm
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Matt bit through the last of the strands, causing Chaos to relinquish his grip, giving Matt the air he desperately needed.
"...that...was...g-o-o-d..."Matt said, looking at Chaos-Stev-0 hungrily.
He then taunted by picking up what was left of his hand and finishing it off in one bite, followed by the quietest evil laugh ever.
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Suddenly, he literally leaped at Stev-0 and clamped his jaw down on his head, hard. |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:46 pm
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*began to panic, flailing his arms around and smacking into the wall* |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:52 pm
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Matt took no time in devouring what he could reach. He ripped off a chunk of Stev-0's head using nothing but his teeth, then grabbed his remaining arm and started chomping frenziedly at the base.
((AbstractThoughts was right, Psychopaths FTW!!)) |
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Chaos-Stev-0
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| Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:59 pm
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((Abstract? She wasn't here)) *the end of the base simply collapsed on the floor* |
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MattTheSpratt
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| Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:45 pm
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((To clarify with people watching, I am holding the rest of Stev's arm, and he's unconscious on the ground.))
"..heh...heheh...heheheh...hehehehahahaha. I guess that means I won." Matt said, shoving the unconscious Mutant Chao's arm down his throat.
"Might as well not let a good thing go to waste..." he said, picking up a Glaive and proceeding to chop Chaos's leg off.
((...how tall? I don't wanna have just taken out a guy about three foot taller than me. And I'm pretty tall myself. >_>)) |
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