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[Spiny]

HEY KIDDIES
YOU GET TO HEAR ME BITCH ABOUT THINGS THAT I FIND EXTREMELY ANNOYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIKE THINGS I LIKE

AIN'T THAT SWELL

I SHALL EDIT THIS POST WHEN I GET PISSED OFF ENOUGH AT CERTAIN DETAILS

TURN BACK IF YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT THE TITLES IMPLY

-Kirby-

1)"Kirby Can't Talk"
This bothers me the most so far.
People in and out of the fanbase keep saying one of two things.
"Kirby is unable to talk" or "Kirby can only say poyo"
First off, there's blatent proof that he can damn well talk clearly. In atleast two commercials in Japan, he's spoken in clear sentences.
In game, I admit he doesn't say much, but have they ever considered that almost NONE of the characters talk? In the narration for the Kirby games, the text thoroughly implies that Kirby and friends converse with no problem. I'll give them credit, however, due to them never stating HOW he talks.

-Sonic-
"Griffith Ruined Sonic"
GET
A
*crag*
GRIP
Sonic's games suck nowadays with afew exceptions not because of Jason, but because of THE RUSHED DEVELOPMENT ON SONIC TEAM'S PART. VOICEACTING ALONE HAS NO EFFECT ON THE GAME ENGINE.
And honestly, I never hated his voiceacting in the first place. Infact, the only problem was his habit of not putting proper emotion into his voice, and that's clearing up more with every game.

"SONIKKU AND SHADOW BELONG TOGETHER^_________^"
I died alittle inside making that title.
This is a basic rant about slash pairings in general rather than the mindscaring Sonadow(God, I feel sick already)
First thing I should say:Why the hell are you speculating these things in the first place?
THEY ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
Second, at a personality aspect, half of them don't match up right.
At a logical aspect, NEARLY ALL OF THEM WOULD NOT WORK
I've actually seen Metal Sonic and Amy pairings on and off, which should speak for itself considering the former. And none can compare to the day I unknowingly read....

A MetalSonicxSonic Fic

I shit you not. My brain breaks every time I somehow remember that.

-Mario-
"Bowser is a Dumbass"
This is only slightly far from the truth.
He's not the brightest bulb, I will admit, but he's a good tacticion in most situations. For instance, he managed to get AN ENTIRE *crag* FLYING CASTLE under Peach's castle with no problem in Paper Mario. Another is not once, but TWICE orchestrating a fleet of battle ships to successfully raid the castle, aswell as SEVEN OTHERS. The second one included him LIFTING THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM CASTLE INTO SPACE WITH LITTLE EFFORT.

-MegaMan-

"There's MegaMan, and there's RockMan"
Apparently, the fanbase for these games has split into "MegaMan Fans" and "RockMan Fans"

I seriously think nothing more needs to be said here.

[Arson]

I *crag* hate that last MM one. I mean, what the *crag* is the difference?

[Spiny]

[Super Postman]

the megaman one should be transferable for anyone who prefers to use non localized names -shot-

though I got to admit I slip on Cress, Cless ( tales of phantasia) because I played an English hack before it was released here... lol

[Super Scourge]

They should make an 16-bit style Sonic game for the WiiWare right now as they did with MegaMan. Sonic is more popular though. Megaman was never more popular than Mario when it came out Sonic striked Marios ass in a period.

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

There will be a time...where Bowser is the main character in a video game, and capture Peach, and make the most challenging maze of chaos ever...

[Spiny]

BOWSER II, THAT HAS BARELY ANY RELATION TO THE TOPIC

THE POINT WAS BOWSER IS NO RETARD, NOT THAT HE DESERVES HIS OWN GAME

[Tyler]

Bowser's a retard and so is Peach.

Peach got sieged by Bowser and the only thing protecting her is two wimpy Toads with flags

[Super Tsuki]

[Spiny]

*shudder*
Added a rant I had to get out of the way, lest my silence on the matter haunt me for the rest of my days.