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[Celeste Dimentia]

A batallion of Pigmasks await orders from their mission commander just outside Tazmily Village, to the east.

There is a lineup of dangerous-looking tanks, active and giving off loud, tankish sounds. As any tanks would. Right?

One of the Pigmasks wiped a hand across its brow. Or at least, across the mask on his head that covered his brow.

"What's taking Fassad so long?"

"Commander Fassad," another Pigmask quickly corrects him.

"What's taking Commander Fassad so long?"

"Maybe the monkey's giving him trouble. I thought I saw a gleam, in its eyes... You know... 'The gleam?'... Of the brave kind. I think that's what you'd call it."

Another of the Pigmasks let out an amused squeal.

"It's just a monkey, stupid! It can be brave all it wants. Fassad... I mean - Commander Fassad's holding the remote. So stop worrying about stupid things. Right now. Okay? Good."

[Strong Bad]

*leans against a building, arms crossed*

...

[Yoshio]

Nwehehehe! It seems you have finally arrived! It certainly took you long enough. I was standing around wondering "what's taking the pigmasks so long" but whatever everything appears to be in order here

[Tails Doll]

Right at the scene, a white Pork Bean hovered into the fray, and set down near the tanks. A hatch on the side opened, and a caped Pig Mask in white armor stepped out.

Obviously, he was incredibly high ranked, a large golden medal on his shoulder proving this. Stepping out, he raised his right arm high into the air and stood up on his toes, and hurriedly gave a snort, saluting his men and his two superiors.

"I'm horribly sorry to be late. I had problems refueling my Pork Bean at the Candrum Underpass." He stated.

[Celeste Dimentia]

The Pigmasks hastily return salute to the colonel, although one of them is a little slower then the rest (but he gets nudged quickly and salutes in a frenzy, long after the others have stopped. Whew).

Many Pigmask heads turn as one from the newly arrived colonel to the stationed commander of the current operation, Mr. Fassad, as the incredibly-high-ranking-and-important Pigmask addresses him.

[Tails Doll]

"Now, men. As you may be able to see, this is an urgent mission. Not only will Fassad and I be commanding you right now, but another head-honcho is with us. Fassad and I will be taking orders from him" The Colonel pointed to the Masked Man.

"Now, about what we were supposed to do, well, I was ordered to make the animals around here become more interesting and powerful, and to keep you all in line."

[Super Tsuki]

*She was watching the event unfold from in a tree, making sure to stay out of sight and unheard*
Filthy ****ers...

[Strong Bad]

*He would've muttered something under his breath, but he decided not to.*

[Super Tsuki]

*As she was spying on them, a biologically altered bird had flown into the tree and begun to start to peck at Kumatora*
H-hey... stop it...!

[Tails Doll]

"Anyways, something smells suspicious." He said. The Colonel snorted several times just to find out exactly what this unusual smell was. "No, something doesn't smell suspicious. Something smells delicious! Somebody is cooking some bacon and cheese omelette, in that little village!"

After slowly walking westward, the Colonel snapped out of it. Even incredibly-high-ranking-and-important leaders embarrass themselves horribly. "I was not droozing off there. Back to what I was saying, some of you are going to take pat-Hey, I hear something, and it isn't the sizzle of a tasty omelette. It's over there, in that tree!"

He pointed to the tree Kumatora was in.

[Super Tsuki]

*The three had, almost on cue, begun to start to flare up*
Shit, I forgot I was in a tree! *She jumped out of the now burnt tree*
...

[Tails Doll]

"Well, false alarm, it's just a pyromaniac."

[Super Tsuki]

Hey, who're you calling a pyromaniac you pig-faced freak!?

[Tails Doll]

"Quite the mouth, I see!" He snorted.

[Super Tsuki]

Argh! PSI Lightning! *two bolts of lightning strike, one hitting the pig mask colonel, one hitting Fassad*