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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
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The time has come, the page has turned,
Your future scarred, your past has burned.
Gold becomes grey, evil shall strike,
By the end of the day I'll have your head on a pike.
AH HA HA HA HAA!
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Sinani201
Joe the Plumber
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
Posts: 652
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:06 am
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A... pike? Why can't it be a trout? Wait... I'll just flush it down the toilet with my magical plumbing powers! |
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Elzilcho
CowCraggerOfTheCragnons
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:09 am
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((DAMN YOUR MAGICAL RHYMING SKILLS))
PWD leaned its head to one side, attempting to understand the book's words, before vigorously waving it's limbs about to gain balance again. |
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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:26 am
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Two more victims, your future is bleak,
Your shadows grow long by the end of the week.
But today, I have something special for you...
*summons a shadowy suit of armor, which proceeds to attack anyone nearby* |
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Elzilcho
CowCraggerOfTheCragnons
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:34 am
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PWD flew across the room, not because of the amour's attacks, but out of sheer stupidity and coward-ly-ness. |
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Sinani201
Joe the Plumber
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
Posts: 652
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:37 am
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| Shadow Prognosticus wrote: | Two more victims, your future is bleak,
Your shadows grow long by the end of the week.
But today, I have something special for you...
*summons a shadowy suit of armor, which proceeds to attack anyone nearby* |
My shadow will be longer? Does that mean I'll be taller than my older brother? Is the suit of armor magical? |
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Zelnor
Zombie Orange
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:37 pm
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Whilst certainly swift, bulky suits are to slow...
Now allow me to greet it, give it a little - CIAO !
And suddenly then, undead of all shapes
Defeated the armor, particularly grapes. |
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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:40 pm
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| Zombie Orange wrote: | Whilst certainly swift, bulky suits are to slow...
Now allow me to greet it, give it a little - CIAO !
And suddenly then, undead of all shapes
Defeated the armor, particularly grapes. |
Ah ha ha ha ha...
I like your style, thou cursed fruit,
Though our bodies are different, we share the same root.
Perhaps an alliance would suit us best,
So we may fight together if put to the test... |
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Sinani201
Joe the Plumber
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
Posts: 652
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:40 pm
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| Zombie Orange wrote: | Whilst certainly swift, bulky suits are to slow...
Now allow me to greet it, give it a little - CIAO !
And suddenly then, undead of all shapes
Defeated the armor, particularly grapes. |
How do grapes relate to magical suits of armor?
| Shadow Prognosticus wrote: | | Zombie Orange wrote: | Whilst certainly swift, bulky suits are to slow...
Now allow me to greet it, give it a little - CIAO !
And suddenly then, undead of all shapes
Defeated the armor, particularly grapes. |
Ah ha ha ha ha...
I like your style, thou cursed fruit,
Though our bodies are different, we share the same root.
Perhaps an alliance would suit us best,
So we may fight together if put to the test... |
Can I join the alliance, even though I don't have magical rhyming skills? |
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Zelnor
Zombie Orange
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:58 pm
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Without any rhymes, O media craftsman,
you seem rather useless, to me and my brethren.
And don't anger grapes, as isn't it true -
that Grapes of Wrath are standing behind you ?
And magical book, born of shadow and flame -
I seriously think you're pretty damn lame.
I have my own plans, so thank you - but no.
I now have to go and, well... even the flow... |
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Sinani201
Joe the Plumber
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:14 pm
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No! I actually can rhyme!
I will even give a a dime
Allow me to join the alliance
I even have an amazing appliance!
OK, that was kind of stupid, but whatever. |
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Zelnor
Zombie Orange
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:43 pm
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You last line
Didn't rhyme
You fool
Now go back
And go drool. |
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Sinani201
Joe the Plumber
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
Posts: 652
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:45 pm
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That rhyme was lame
But joining this alliance
Is my aim
So why don't you
Step aside
And then we
can be allied! |
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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
Posts: 2182
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:55 pm
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What horrible rhymes from each side,
You'll have to forgive me if my remarks are snide.
You must do better, of that I am sure,
But as for contestants, I shall find some more! |
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Gold Prognosticus
Wii Boxing Guy
Joined: 02 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:59 pm
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Come one, come all, to this little charade!
It is the best game that ever you played.
Simply out rhyme the others, let nobody rest,
Then the crown shall be yours, if you pass my test. |
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