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[Joe the Plumber]

Ummm... I think the book is already shredded.

[Lord Vaati]

"Oh what is this someone dropped a book well I'm sure no one will mind if I read it." Said the ghostly mage as his hands became solid and picked up the book Spiny had placed on the ground.

[The Black Pages]

Nah, that's part of the costume


...Uhm, excuse me.. do-don't read me please.

[Lord Vaati]

"Oh it seems it can talk and it doesn't want me to read it, but I feel like reading it anyways." said the ghost as he began to read the book.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

*Punches Vaati in the gut and holds the book himself*

If it's a talking book, don't read it. That's just common sense. >:U

[Joe the Plumber]

Well, judging from what you said, should I not listen to you if you're a talking mouth?

[Lord Vaati]

*The punch goes through the ghost and so the ghost still holds the book*

Sorry but that won't work on me since I'm a ghost and all.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

[Lord Vaati]

The ghost floated around while reading the talking book.

(Only Ghostly Vaati's hands are solid and I had stated that.)

[LudwigVonKoopa]

*bites Vaati's hands*

[Lord Vaati]

"Ow that hurt." The ghost said in pain as his hands returned to normal, causing the book to fall from his hands.

[Joe the Plumber]

[Spiny]

*Eventually, a snap rang out as he held up the switch to the paper shredder.*
:D
*He then saw the ghost reading DP, and groaned as he inhaled some air.*

[The Black Pages]

Ow. >: *falls*

[Joe the Plumber]