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[LudwigVonKoopa]

I'll bet you a dime
That I can't rhyme.
I might as well try,
Because I won't die.

[Joe the Plumber]

Oh but you will die
and all will see
that you will be landed
in a place of misery.

So don't enter the contest
if you wish to dwell
for the winner wins
And the loser goes to hell.

[Wii Boxing Guy]

[Joe the Plumber]

Blimey, you're really mean
Your rhyming isn't very clean
...meh, that's all I could think of.

[LudwigVonKoopa]

[Joe the Plumber]

[Tin pin SAMMER]

I *crag* kids
when i drink milk,
I forget to put on the lids!
... Yilk?

[LudwigVonKoopa]

All of your rhymes
Are unbelievably shite
I don't even think you can write.

[Shadow of Detective]

Although I don't know what you hope to achieve
With a rhyming contest on All Hallows' Eve
I'll play this little game with you for a while
I think you'll find my rhyming quite versatile.

[Spiny]

[Medikoopa]

Truly these attempts are quite inane.
Every rhyme might as well be the same!

If faliure's mine to stop what I abhor,
A hole in my head I will surely bore!

[Yoshi]

Yoshi can almost certainly rhyme.
Your poem's really just worth a dime.
'Cuz yoshi's really got those rhymin' skillz.
Yoshi's poems will give your spines all some chillz.
I bet you think I'm about to mark my defeat,
but lemme tell you no, just have a seat.
'Cuz, you know how what color those leaves are?
If ya can't rhyme with that, no way you'll go far.
Now get ready to go home, listen to the creek of your door hinge.
'Cuz baby, I know how to rhyme with orange.

[Wizard Prognosticus]

Rhyming is the only thing we have to do?
Then pay attention you, you and you too.
This is a rhyme as you can see
As my poem is, says me.

Now I'm bored and I'll back away
But I'll be here if I may...
I have work to do
I swear it's really true.

It's so easy to rhyme, can't you see
Because even a Portuguese like me
Can do it so easily, my pal
Now, I have some things to sell.

Now bye my friends
See you on some other ends
These rhymes are stupid as I am
But I don't care, do you Sam?

[Hater of That Hedgehog]

Rhyming is all we must do?
You must have something else, too.
Rhyming is way too easy
Even if it starts to sound cheesy

It's just as easy as a haiku
otherwise known as a form japanese poetry to you.
Although far simpler than the limerick
with its complicated patterns, it'll make you sick.

Rhyming about nothing is another matter, though
it will bore you from your head to your toe
when listening to a rhyme with no point,
you'll soon find yourself leaving the joint.

One must wonder, however
how someone like you has nothing else to do thats better.
and all you can really do is listen to this boring rhyme,
well, im sick of it, goodbye!

[Tayl]

All we do is rhyme?
What a waste of my time...
But I may as well participate,
Rhyming is something I don't hate.

Now I just need something to say...
All right, isn't it a nice day?
The sky's clear, it's not too cold,
Oh God, did you hear those rhymes I just told?

Ugh, how uncreative, those were lame.
Maybe rhyming's not my game.
But there's something about rhyming that I really like,
I could do it all day and night!