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[Twytch]

These are a few of my faaaavorite things~

First in Fable, I took a grand trip down to the Darkwood Bordello for some grand fun. Once I got Grope drunk, I stole the deed and took over the brothel as it's new pimp. After that, I repeatedly made my hero have sex with the Russian-S&M-Sadist-Belt-Clad lady to rank up points to get the Pimp Hat from the Demon Door outside.

I got it.

After that, I went from Bowerstone to Oakvale to the Guild and stole everything they had on display. While I was in Bowerstone, I married the sexy barber. The only bad thing was, since she was actually a shopkeeper, I couldn't talk to her to marry her. That, and I already had a wife in Bowerstone. What I did was I made her follow me all the way from Bowerstone to Oakvale, killing tons of Bandits and Hobbes along the way.

Am I truly guilty of putting this innocent woman's life in danger for sinful pleasures, or maybe... Just maybe... Am I only guilty of having more love than real estate? You decide, digibutter.

After I bought a house in Oakvale and much sexy-time followed with the new wife, I did some quests and stocked up some books. Being the good citizen I am, I donated them all to the school. The donation consisted of such fine titles at The Sock Method, You Are Not a Bad Person, Eyes of a Killer, and A Love Story. A Love Story is worth mentioning because of the line said by the teacher where he nearly says "And the lovely bitches..." in front of a ton of children.

Also, some little kid screamed out that he was gonna name his guinea pig Assassin, after my character's title. BEST PET EVER

[Count_Bleck]

I...NEED THIS GAME.

Seriously.

[Chaos-Stev-0]

Looks like someones been very busy lately, no?