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Yoshifan
Joined: 09 Sep 2007
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 Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:53 pm
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5 hours ago, I had an ingrown toenail that's been infected for a couple years.
Our family doctor tried to fix it the day after Christmas last year.
But it quickly grew back since HE FORGOT TO REMOVE THE "GENERATOR" OF THE NAIL: THAT WHITE HALF-CIRCLE. SO IT OBVIOUSLY GREW BACK.
So we went to a podiatric specialist, and he was able to do the same procedure except for two things:
1. He numbed the toe with Frost-Spray BEFORE the anesthetic shot. That was a lot less painful.
2. He chemically destroyed the nail bed thing that makes the nail grow. So it will never grow back. Ever. |
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Apparently missed a lot
LudwigVonKoopa
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Joined: 01 Sep 2007
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I'm sorry, but that's so tragic it's hilarious. |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:08 pm
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I was expecting:
IMA GIRL. |
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Eh, wot
Super Slim
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:23 pm
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So you can't have a toenail?
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:24 pm
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That's epic!  |
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Piano Enthusiast
Yoshifan
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| Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:58 pm
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So you can't have a toenail?
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What? |
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