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[Yamada Hanataro]

"...you're an idiot. Aren't you?" Ed said. "Alchemy is an advanced form of science, wich can be proven. Unlike magic, alchemy goes by laws, and limits. And even more, goes with the flow of the universe. Magic is nothing but bullshit that can't be proven. And fallows no laws."

[???]

"You're probably from a half-assed dimension which is utterly ass backwards and your god is a japanese man using you as tools of profit in reality." He said, looking somewhat stern.

"If this alchemy garbage can be proven, prove it through a math equation."

[Yamada Hanataro]

"I can't. Math has nothing to do with it."

[???]

"Basic logic implies that anything can be shown with math. If not, give concrete evidence, unless where you come from there's a team of villains with the names of the seven deadly sins from christian faith."

[Yamada Hanataro]

"christianity is an old religeon practiced by none, were I come from." Ed began drawing a series of alchemy circles.

[???]

"Amazing, chalk.

Yeah, I'm not mentally retarded.

Seriously, give evidence."

[Yamada Hanataro]

"look." He said pointing at all the circles. "these represent the flow of the universe. In retro spect, one can use them to use alchemy." He said putting some elements in them.

[???]

"That's philosophy, not science, dumbass."

[Yamada Hanataro]

"not when you can do this." Crap, if only teacher was here. She'd explain and beat the crap out of him. Ed then turned the elements into small spheres.

[Sabrewulf]

*Suddenly, Sabrewulf freezes, head down. a band appears out of nowhere playing heavy metal. Sabrewulf began to sing*

Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dead I am the knife, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

[Yamada Hanataro]

(...*facepalm*...fail.)

[???]

...Need a coughdrop, dude? >_>