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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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There's some reals gold in some o' these.
| Quote: | Dear Hotmail user,
This is not chain mail! Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to
Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastly
running
out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who
does not
receive this email with the exact subject heading, will be
deleted off our server.Please forward this email so that
we know
you are still using this account.
WARNING WARNING
We want to find out which users are actually using their
Hotmail
accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass
this
e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do
not pass
this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. Jon Henerd
Hotmail Admin. Dept.
Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Hotmail members, we will delete your account. Sorry for this inconvenience.
Sincerely, Director of Hotmail Services
Aaron Lopez
Please do this! Some of my friends have already gotten deleted and you aren't allowed to send it back to the person who sent this email to you!!! |
I would be more likely to believe this if they used less exclamation marks and the correct form of 'to' or 'too'. |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:04 pm
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But if you don't send them, the little girl who got her liver cut off by a drunk mail driver in 1609 will come in your room and eat your nose!
D: |
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Elzilcho
ohclizlE
Burning Vampire
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Posts: 6715
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:07 pm
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| Mantis15 wrote: | But if you don't send them, the little girl who got her liver cut off by a drunk mail driver in 1609 will come in your room and eat your nose!
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Pfft, we all know those sorts of things aren't true.
I mean, a little girl? That's just silly. |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:09 pm
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| Mantis15 wrote: | But if you don't send them, the little girl who got her liver cut off by a drunk mail driver in 1609 will come in your room and eat your nose!
D: |
It's true, it happened to me. It was very erotic. |
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Shadowlugia
INeedScissors61
Vampire
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Posts: 4958
HP: 74 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:40 pm
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| Plastic Homeo wrote: | | Mantis15 wrote: | But if you don't send them, the little girl who got her liver cut off by a drunk mail driver in 1609 will come in your room and eat your nose!
D: |
It's true, it happened to me. It was very erotic. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
Dead
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Posts: 6987
HP: 0 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:18 pm
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i have the urge to send chain mail through PM's now but im not sure if thats a strikeable offense |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:20 pm
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| RaveRaze wrote: | | i have the urge to send chain mail through PM's now but im not sure if thats a strikeable offense |
No, not that I know of. |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:37 pm
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I find them funny in a "Who is still dumb enough to fall for that ?" way, except I sometimes despair at them.
OMGLOLZ IF YOU SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE AND THEN CLEAVE YOUR PC IN HALF THE MAGICAL ALL-POWERFUL COMPUTER WILL FLASH THE EXACT SIZE OF YOUR CRUSHES' PENIS ON THE SCREEN BECAUSE COMPUTERS KNOW EVERYTHING.
That is totally true, you know. Hat hat hat hat hat.
I apologize for the uncharaceristic vulgarity. |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 11410
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 4
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:38 pm
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post dis mesg in 10 threds or ur pnis wil fall of lol |
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There's only one
Chin Fish
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 21294
HP: 71 MP: 6 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:39 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | post dis mesg in 10 threds or ur pnis wil fall of lol |
inb4fireice |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:41 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | post dis mesg in 10 threds or ur pnis wil fall of lol |
Okay |
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