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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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 Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:54 pm
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Guest ! To the Zelnormobile ! |
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Steve
Asplodin Fat Albrt Mudkip
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:20 pm
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT THE ZELNORMOBILE IS BUT I LIKE ROCK SALT
TO THE ZELMORNOBLE! |
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Jolene
Fulmala/Link
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:00 pm
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Fulmala was walking by, apparently lost.
"What are you guys TALKING about?" she whined. "You're so WEIRD." |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:47 am
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"Well," Zelnor asnwered, "everyone has a -mobil, right ? Batmobile, Bedmobile, et cetera. So Twilight Corporation wanted in on the Ego-Mobile market and has therefore produced" - he pointed to the side - "this baby !"
And there it stood, a vehicle like the lovechild of a stretch limo and two seasons of Pimp My Ride.
"I drive. Who wants the second seat ?"
And with the push of a button, the doors opened themselves, epic music began to play, a laser-guided laser system unfolded and popcorn was freshly made. |
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Bartz Klauser
BAMFing ARCHER
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:45 am
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"...I'll take it." |
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DarkBlueAce
Louis
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:02 am
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"I call shotgun." |
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Jolene
Fulmala/Link
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:11 pm
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"What is it, like a moving house?"
Bear in mind that Fulmala had never even seen a car before. |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:51 am
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"Well, sorta. We're working on it, and maybe we'll expand to the normal car market...
It runs on nonsensoleum, an element our scientists extract from comic books and episodes of CSI:Miami. It can drive, fly and swim, has an inbuild hammerspace generator and therefore housing space for up to five people, a kitchen, bathroom, living room and storage space.
However, neither the government nor the car industry allow us to export to other dimensions, so at the moment we can only have it in our personal, utopic dimension. Something about not interfering.
Anyway, can someone help me ? The cellar door is stuck." And with that, Zelnor entered through one of the doors, which opened upwards to let him in. |
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Jolene
Fulmala/Link
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:29 pm
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"Oooooh, can I ride!?" |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:55 pm
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Zelnor lead them to the flight deck, which had, next to a main wheel, a lot of computer displays showing input from various sensors. They beeped and clicked, "because we wanted to make it really cliché," said Zelnor.
There were also a lot of bright, candy-like buttons labeled, variously "Do not press", "Eject" and "Seriosuly, do not press." |
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Jolene
Fulmala/Link
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| Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:10 pm
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"What do THOSE buttons do?"
Fulmala would of course likely be the cliche person to press said cliche buttons. |
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