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Bartz Klauser
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:08 pm   Reply with quote

Manpersonguything wrote:
Maiq the Liar wrote:
Jolene wrote:
Maiq the Liar wrote:


What M'aiq meant was, why are those so-called 'vampires' stil going to school? Vampires have always melted/dissolved/burned thanks to sunlight. Neutral

Seriously, not even Dracula is safe from that rule.


The vampires in Twilight don't melt from the sun, they just TWINKLE. Rolling Eyes

Seriously. D:


What. The. *crag*.

The author must be a *crag* retard to change what has to be the most brilliant classic monster of all time.

Words cannot express M'aiq's rage right now.
The writer said she didn't know anything about vampires other then they suck blood.
Proof? I want to read the article/interview for myself before raging.
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The Town of Lix    
DarkBlueAce
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 pm   Reply with quote

Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
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Bartz Klauser
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:57 pm   Reply with quote

DarkBlueWinters wrote:
Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
DBQ, that actually made sense when you think about it. She's out to destroy the people with a normal or higher level of intellect!!
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The Town of Lix    
oar
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:29 pm   Reply with quote

Bartz Klauser wrote:
DarkBlueWinters wrote:
Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
DBQ, that actually made sense when you think about it. She's out to destroy the people with a normal or higher level of intellect!!


Enter the plot of Left 4 Dead. Four people with a proper taste in books trying to escape millions of braindead Twilight fans.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:44 pm   Reply with quote

Maiq the Liar wrote:
Bartz Klauser wrote:
DarkBlueWinters wrote:
Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
DBQ, that actually made sense when you think about it. She's out to destroy the people with a normal or higher level of intellect!!


Enter the plot of Left 4 Dead. Four people with a proper taste in books trying to escape millions of braindead Twilight fans.


Wouldnt they all be Boomers though
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Bartz Klauser
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:04 pm   Reply with quote

On the subject of the intellect of Twilight fanpeople...




cOLD but gOLD.
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The Town of Lix    
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:06 pm   Reply with quote

Bartz Klauser wrote:
On the subject of the intellect of Twilight fanpeople...




cOLD but gOLD.


Like I said BOOMER
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Choco's    
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:08 am   Reply with quote

RaveRaze wrote:
Bartz Klauser wrote:
On the subject of the intellect of Twilight fanpeople...




cOLD but gOLD.


Like I said BOOMER
You guys are mean, but I love it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:13 am   Reply with quote

Maiq the Liar wrote:
Bartz Klauser wrote:
DarkBlueWinters wrote:
Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
DBQ, that actually made sense when you think about it. She's out to destroy the people with a normal or higher level of intellect!!


Enter the plot of Left 4 Dead. Four people with a proper taste in books trying to escape millions of braindead Twilight fans.

And then there's that one guy hiding in a church who finds one of the books and reads it out of temptation.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:22 am   Reply with quote

Spiny wrote:
Maiq the Liar wrote:
Bartz Klauser wrote:
DarkBlueWinters wrote:
Gordon Frohman wrote:
Zelnor wrote:
Goron Mask wrote:

Next time I see a Twilight Fan I'm going to shine a *crag* flashlight in there face and see what those little cocksuckers do.


They sparkle, because they bath in a mixture of spooge and glitter. Duh.


Little advice: Hate the game, not the player. All these 'tards wouldn't be (that) 'tarded if SMeyer hadn't been published.
And SMeyer hates them, She throws out the fanmail, Apparently, Someone from another forum saw her at Target, and she gives you the evil eye if you so look at her.

She also hates it when people go in her driveway and look around, She threatened to buy a dog and get fences.

Scary lady.°Д°
◉_◉ ʘﮯʘ
She probably hates people in general. That's why she wrote Twilight.
DBQ, that actually made sense when you think about it. She's out to destroy the people with a normal or higher level of intellect!!


Enter the plot of Left 4 Dead. Four people with a proper taste in books trying to escape millions of braindead Twilight fans.

And then there's that one guy hiding in a church who finds one of the books and reads it out of temptation.


"Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than so-WHAT THE *crag* IS THIS SHIT!?!"
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Cherry
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:08 am   Reply with quote

I was lucky enough to read Pratchett before even touching a copy of Twilight, so I've got common sense in me yet.
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Bartz Klauser
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:45 pm   Reply with quote

Frozenwinters wrote:
RaveRaze wrote:
Bartz Klauser wrote:
On the subject of the intellect of Twilight fanpeople...




cOLD but gOLD.


Like I said BOOMER
You guys are mean, but I love it.
Remember what the internet does to fanpeople, right?
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The Town of Lix    
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:46 am   Reply with quote



Oh, is it ever so right...
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Twilit Mall: Zelnor Mart    
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:05 am   Reply with quote

Every dude im my school mess with the girls by saying "EDWARD AIN'T REAL!"

So did I.

But now that I read this, I feel like saying

"HES A FAGGOT!"


And one of my friends said:
"Edward Cummings..."

awesome
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:37 pm   Reply with quote

Cherry wrote:
I was lucky enough to read Pratchett before even touching a copy of Twilight, so I've got common sense in me yet.


*applause*
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