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[Francine]

There was an interesting conversation at the meal table again. We were talking about my great grandfather.

Apparently, he was a giant player. He had several mistresses, many of whom he fathered children with. Added to that, he was already married.

Now the things that attracted all these women to my great granddad were his looks, his job, and his talent. Obviously, to be with so many women you'd have to look pretty damn hot. In that time period, he was probably considered the cream of the crop in looks. Added to that, he was a skilled surgeon who made a lot of money. The ladies love the money. Finally, he played the piano well. I guess in that time it was like knowing how to pull of a Jimi Hendrix, except with ivory keys.

My great grandfather was a kind man, though. Even though he had children with women other than his spouse, he supported all of them with the great amount of money he earned with his surgeries. Because of this, he died a rather poor man instead of keeping the money he had only for his legitimate family.

So now I know I have many blood-related relatives running around all over the Philippines. I'm not getting a boyfriend here, in case I'm related to him.

Anyone else have a "shaky" family history story?

EDIT: I'm guessing tl; dr.

[rawrskey]

I read that long boring story.

So now you have a bunch of relatives everywhere?

[Mantis15]

My Great Grandfather(not sure) or something was a limozeen driver who never had that much money witnessed the Mafia doing something bad and when the police asked him who did he told on himself becauset the Mafia would of killed him. He painted this picture that we have in our house and the Mafia help him build a house, and other stuff.

[MeowMixer]