I would like to say this: I have read Twilight, and the rest of the series. I have ENJOYED Twilight, and the rest of the series. However, I'm not some sort of insane fatass who now hopes to be spirited away from all the rigors of daily life by some hot vampire. In fact, that's probably why Twilight is so popular: All the girls want to become vampires so they can finally be at least able to be looked at without pity. Twilight has a large following in my school. Several girls in my Japanese class wear stupid shirts. One of them has an ARTICLE in her binder from some crappy tabloid about the guy who played Edward, along with several sickers that say,"I love guys who SPARKLE." No surprise, she's the size of a blimp and has a face that reminds me of a frog. On the day the movie was released, her and all the other dipshit losers had a party in the library. A *crag* party! GET A *crag* LIFE, PEOPLE! It's a good book series, at least in my opinion, but people are treating it like it's the *crag* Bible.
I will say this: The person who decided to play Edward was a genius. He probably is neck-deep in women. Lucky sunnava.
Wow... Twilight might just be the eventual cause of World War III.
As long as the President is safe from books, this shouldn't be an issue. George W. Bush was safe only because his most advanced book was "Sesame Street A B C's"
"I, uh... look. I've read the books. I'll say it loud and clear: I want all of the American people - and anyone else listening around the world - to understand that EVEN THOUGH the challenges we face are not gonna be easy, a healthy reading of Twilight - every night, before bed - will be a drastic game-changer. Now I've read between the lines of these books, and it says - QUITE CLEARLY - that there is just cause to declare war on every country on God's green Earth! The world must be torn down before it can be rebuilt. Uh, through this, I really think that America can be the most sparkly nation on Earth once more."
...Apparently my teacher has caught the virus... ...I decided to read the books so I could properly decide how putrid they really are... ...and also because my sister wouldn't have driven me to school if I didn't... ...Sooo, in my ELA class, we have to write an essay on every book we read, so I wrote about how poorly I thought it was made... ...I didn't excessively flame it or anything, but I just stated my opinion... ...At the end of every quarter we hand in all our essays... ...the reading essays grade is worth a huge chunk of our grade, and she decided to give of the ones critiquing Stephenie Meyer books a 0 because apparently "no one should ever write anything bad about these books, they are the single best piece of art in the world"... ...I still read other books, so they aren't all a zero... ...I've talked with this with my friends about this, ut I'm not sure if I should go to the principal... ~White Shy Guy
Injustice! I'd suggest talking to your teacher about this first, unless you're sure she's the sort that just can't be reasoned with already. And if that doesn't work, then, yeah... for me personally, anyway, the injustice would be too rankling for me to just take the blow and not act.
Apparently, my friend once went into school, with two papers taped to her. One on the front of her shirt, one on the back. One read "Edward Cullen is gay", and the other read "and Bella is a fugly slut."
She was nearly ripped to pieces.
Now, that's pretty *crag* sad, considering the fact that anyone who disliked Twilight did nothing to a girl who wrote "I LIKE MY MEN COLD, DEAD AND SPARKLY" on her shirt, or the girl who wore a shirt saying she had "OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder" or some bullshit like that.
In any case, Twilight fans need to grow up and accept other peoples' opinions.
Wow, they really are insane. I wonder how they will act once I say that I dislike the series...
We're safe here. Fort Francis has a 13.000 Gigawatt Sparkle-vaporizer and emergency Anti-Makeup field.
And there is the army of 100.000 death-ray wielding MeowMaids, but we don't use it these days. Well, maybe to scare the locals a little, but nothing serious. The arm healed quite nicely, and his family got a new home.
Wow... Twilight might just be the eventual cause of World War III.
As long as the President is safe from books, this shouldn't be an issue. George W. Bush was safe only because his most advanced book was "Sesame Street A B C's"
He has two daughters both possible of becoming twilight fans
