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[Raphael]

The "open" sign is lit and lights are on, but otherwise the cute cafe seems to be deserted...

[Macha]

A man walks in, hat tipped low over his eyes. He steps up to the counter, glancing at his surroundings as he walks.

Tell me they have tea.

[Raphael]

Raphael came out from the kitchen, wearing a skimpy maid outfit that showed off his bodybuilder figure. It was a rather strange sight, seeing a man of his height and body type dressed up like an Anna Miller's waitress.

"Helloooooooo there~ what would you like today~" He giggled like a schoolgirl as he leaned over in what would have been a seductive manner had he been female.

[Gilgamesh]

A certain other man walked in, and covered his eyes at the sight of Raphael.

And I thought Kain's real face looked scary

[Macha]

The man doesn't seem terribly disturbed by Raphael's appearance. One would assume he's seen worse.

"Tea, if you wouldn't mind. Just... black tea."

[Plastic Mario]

Dell perambulated in, eyes completely focused on his pocket novel. He took a seat, not even bothering to look at the... 'waitress', and lit a cigarette.

"Get me some coke, will ya, babe?"

[top minion tails]

*the three brothers sat at a table*

[Raphael]

Rapi giggled at being called "babe." He didn't realize the man probably didn't notice what he was dealing with. "One sec, I'll get it for you quickly~"

Rapi continued to talk to the first person he was serving. "Black tea, yes? But what kind of black tea? Earl Grey? Assam? Darjeeling? Orange pekoe? There are many, many kinds of black tea~"

[Macha]

He smiles. Very slightly.

"Earl Grey. All truth be told, I'm not terribly familiar with local teas," he says, attempting to distract himself from the paladin behind him.

[Raphael]

Raphael darted off to the kitchen area to make a cup of Earl Grey tea and to get a Coke, and then deliver them to their respective order-ers, sickeningly cheerful all the while. He flounced around, trying to get his skirt to flip up on purpose; thankfully he had on bloomers.

[Plastic Mario]

"Thanks, sweets".

Dell glanced up for a moment to grab his Coke, only to get an eyeful of a muscular man in bloomers and a skirt.

He shifted his gaze back to his book, shuddering.

"She must have gone back into the kitchen..."

[Raphael]

"Excuse me, sir... is something wrong?"

[Lord Vaati]

A figure entered through the door and looked like Magus when he was called Prophet.

The man took a seat near Hat man.

"Green tea if you wouldn't mind." Said the man.

If one looked at his face they would know it was ether Vaati or Magus with red eyes

[Plastic Mario]

Dell twitched at hearing this.

"Uh... No, n-nothing. Heh... Heheh..."

He fumbled to get at his glass while briefly considering moving to another seat.

[Raphael]

"What kiiiind of green tea, sir? We have lots and lots and lots of kinds of tea~ We have honey green tea, orange green tea, apple green tea, plain green tea~"