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[Steve]

so thers this guy cald dildo bagshins who lives in a whole with some black people and no white people because he is like that and dildos house is broke into by midgets and a godfather actor who ask him for the secret of treasure islabnd so he gives it to him and he has sex with bagshins and bagshins goes ok and leads him to treasure island but he doesnt instead he goes to a different place and has casual sex with a man on a canoe and he gets aids and steals his magic ring and it makes him communist and he uses his communist power to break the boat rapists spine and goes back to the midgets and goes to treasure island which was effected by reverse global warming and is now treasure mountain so dildo goes in and george bush senior is in there busy dying of old old old texas age and george bush senior breaths fire on dildo and now he has a hot dildo and dildo dies but he doesnt die so dildo gets the dwarves to *crag* him and he does and they get treasure but people want it so they stab them but they dont then dildo uses his communist strenght to sit on everybody and he gets some treasure and buriess some and meets a furfag and doesnt then goes home to watch hard porn with the godfather acter the end.

[Manpersonguything]

Odd, I finished reading The Hobbit when you posted this.